White Collar Master Fic List - One-shots
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These are all my one-shots or fics that are not part of a series. They are arranged by pairing, with Gen ones at the top.
Author's Note: Most of my stuff tends to be slash or OT3. Don't like? Don't read. Ye have been warned.
Any story with more than one sequel is considered a series, and will be listed in a separate Master List.
Ratings are in parentheses. If it's rated NC-17, it's pretty much gonna be smutastic. Dates are immediately after ratings, in the following format: MM/DD/YY
Gen
Note: For me, "Gen" includes canon pairings, but without explicit content. If you've got a problem with married people kissing each other - well, it's your problem, not mine. I also lump AUs in this category.
All Clear (R) 2/25/13
They gave the all clear... (H/C)
The Anvil Chorus (R) 7/12/11
Diana wakes from a night's drinking to find Neal in her bed - WTF? (Friendship)
Ask Me No Questions (PG) 5/2/12
Neal is suddenly incapable of lying. You’d think that would be a good thing… (H/C)
Blood Makes Noise (PG-13) 11/23/11
Elizabeth’s reactions in the immediate aftermath of her rescue from Keller. She finds help and support from an unexpected source. (H/C)
The Bloom Upon My Misery (PG-13) 2/4/11
Alex is in a difficult position. (Gen)
Breathe, Keep Breathing (R) 7/31/'11
What if van Horn’s arrow had found its target in "As You Were"? (H/C)
Chasing Tails (PG-13) 4/29/14
Meet Neal Caffrey: convicted bond forger, suspected art thief, con artist. And dog whisperer. This is a canon divergent retelling of the Pilot. (crack)
A Confidence Sans Bound (PG-13) 6/2/11
Neal is languishing in a prison in Myanmar and Peter comes to rescue him (H/C)
Could've Been Worse than You Would Ever Know (R) 8/4/11
Alternative ending to the episode "On the Fence." (H/C, darkfic, angst)
Courage at the Side of Your Bed (PG) 6/26/11
El is injured, Peter can barely deal, Neal steps up. (H/C)
A Cure for What Ails (G) 12/30/13
For the Prompt: role reversal (h/c)
Dancing Days (G) 1/24/11
Just Neal and June, dancing. (Fluff)
The Devil’s Workshop (PG-13) 7/4/12
When Neal is hospitalized, Moz has to use all his wits to keep him under the radar (H/C)
Father of Mine (PG-13) 2/6/11
Missing scene from What Happens in Burma. Neal thinks about his dad. (Angst)
Feel a Little More Alive PG-13) 12/31/10
How Diana and Peter may have first met. Set pre-series. (H/C-ish)
Feeling Gravity's Pull (PG) 5/22/11
Post-Under the Radar fic; Neal and Peter are barely talking to each other when Neal is stricken with appendicitis. (H/C with a soupcon of angst)
The Fidelity of Dogs (G) 10/25/11
Neal is recovering from a bout of pneumonia at the Burkes'; Satchmo keeps an eye on him. (Gen, H/C)
Five Perspectives on One Bad Thing (R) 2/12/12
What if McKenzie and his scary knife had connected with Neal during their tussle at the end of Pulling Strings? (H/C)
Five Point Six (PG-13) 6/1/12
Peter’s mom never warned him about driving with scissors. (H/C)
Five Sentence Fics That Only Sound Like They're About Wanking (G) 5/31/11
Title says it all. Ah, MMoM, how I'll miss you (Gen)
Gave Me a Name (PG) 9/6/11
Hughes' thoughts on Neal's last day at the FBI (Angst)
Give Sorrow Words (PG) 8/5/12
Neal mourns Ellen. (H/C)
He Ain't Heavy... (PG-13) 7/15/12
Turns out that Peter and Moz have a few more things in common than being friends with Neal… (H/C)
A Hole in the World (R) 11/1/11
Peter!Amnesia!Fic! Peter goes missing; Neal helps El cope. (H/C, Romance)
I Can't Go Back to yesterday (I Was a Different Person Then) (PG-13) 9/7/13
Follow-up to Stranger in a Strange Land. What happens when Tim DeKay gets whomped on the head while filming and wakes up in White Collar Land? (H/C, crack)
I Fell in Love with the Burden Holding Me Down (PG) 1/29/12
Sequel to "Make Me Feel So Old Inside." Neal and Peter are trapped inside a bank vault and Neal has an insulin reaction. (H/C)
Invisible (PG) 1/24/11
Moz contemplates his actions in Point Blank (Angst)
Jolly Old Elf (G) 12/21/11
Neal is Santa. Well, the Northeast Regional Santa, anyway, and it’s December 24th, and he’s GOT TO GO! (Fluff)
The Kitten Kronicles (G) 3/29/11
Neal is pressed into the service of his country by the Kitten President (Sentence fics, crack)
Laugh a Spineless Laugh (R) 7/10/12
To what lengths would Neal's mother go to keep him safe? (H/C; warning for spousal abuse)
Lives Have Been Wrecked (PG) 1/26/11
Missing Scene from Burke's Seven; Neal has second thoughts about proceeding. (Angst)
Look on Both Indifferently (PG-13) 7/30/11
Neal is kidnapped and left in a walk-in freezer to die. The baddies are streaming live video for his friends to watch - can they find him before it’s too late? (H/C, angst)
Losing My Religion (G) 10/27/10
Missing scene from In the Red; June's reaction to Sara's presence in her home... (Gen)
Make Me Feel So Old Inside (PG) 12/26/10
Neal contracts a mysterious illness. (H/C)
My Fate Cries Out (R) 6/10/12
White Collar/Grimm Crossover. Neal and Peter follow a case to Portland, where they encounter things they never expected. (Casefic, H/C)
No Alarms and No Surprises Please 8/23/11
Neal is kidnapped but escapes, finding his way to the Burkes’ for help. Elizabeth takes a very personal interest in his situation. (H/C, angst)
No Sleep 'til Brooklyn (PG) 5/5/12
Neal’s on the run, with Special Agent Peter Burke hot on his trail. Or so he thinks... (H/C)
Not Fade Away (PG-13) 2/16/11
Neal dies and comes back to haunt Peter. And help solve a case or two. Lighter-hearted than it sounds... (H/C-ish plus casefic)
Not So Deep as a Well (PG-13) 9/22/12
What would happen if the vest failed in "Vested Interests"? (H/C)
Peonies (PG) 9/30/12
Neal at Ellen's funeral. (h/c)
Phantom Limb PG; warning for implied mental illness) 12/28/10
Kate helps Neal through a difficult time. (H/C-ish)
Red R) 12/30/10
Peter's thoughts when he is shot. (H/C, mostly H)
Shake These Zipper Blues (G; warning for character death, of natural causes) 3/29/11
Peter and El are de-aged to the age of 8; Neal steps up (Sentence fics; Crack)
Small Plates, or Five Times Neal Enjoyed the Food in Prison (G) 7/26/12
What it says on the tin (Fluff, pre-series)
So Fast, So Numb (R) 9/10/11
Peter's reaction after arriving home at the end of Countdown. (Angst, H/C)
Softly Open Our Mouths in the Cold (PG-13) 6/19/11
An undercover assignment goes wrong and Neal is stranded in the wilderness trying to care for an injured Peter. (H/C)
Stranger in a Strange Land (PG) 11/22/11
Neal wakes up in a strange place where everyone thinks he’s an actor named Matt Bomer, and he is the star of a television series called “White Collar.” (H/C, crack)
Tender is the Touch (PG-13) 9/7/12
What if Neal found Ellen? What if the shooter was still there? (H/C)
Then He Walked Away (PG) 7/17/13
Sequel to Gave Me a Name. Neal confronts Hughes about their shared past. (angst, h/c)
Too Full to Swallow My Pride (R; warning for discussion of suicide) 11/14/11
Neal accidentally overdoses on pain meds; Peter jumps to a conclusion. (H/C)
Too Young to Feel this Old (PG-13) 7/4/12
Peter is so cold lately. (H/C)
Trope Springs Eternal (R) 9/19/12
Neal's been injured, and what the fuck is up with people? (H/C, crack)
True Faith (PG-13) 5/11/13
Peter comforts Neal when he is stabbed
We Care a Lot (G) 2/9/13
Diana’s out sick. The team pitches in to help. (H/C, humor)
What Else Should I Be? (PG) 6/8/11
Tag to On Guard. Neal becomes suddenly ill during Peter's interrogation. (H/C)
Where the Lovelight Gleams (PG-13) 12/25/12
It’s planes, trains and automobiles (actually, trucks, busses, and automobiles), as Neal and Diana try to make it home to New York in time for Christmas.
White Collar Haikus (G for Goofy) 1/3/11
No, really.
White Collar Sentence Fics (G to PG-13) 4/11/11
Just a few sentences that tell a story all on their own...these are the Gen ones.
Who Are You Going to Call For? (PG-13) 4/30/13
Neal is always there for his friends. Features hurt!Diana. (H/C)
Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? (PG) 7/2/11
Neal is seriously ill and Peter is beside himself with worry., He receives comfort from an unexpected source. (H/C)
Neal/Peter
Acts of Contrition (PG-13) 7/4/12
Sequel to Regret. Peter needs for Neal to forgive him. (H/C, UST)
Caress Me Down NC-17) 12/12/10
Neal gives an injured and recuperating Peter a sponge bath. Smut ensues. (Romance, Groping)
Control Me, Console Me (‘cause That’s Just How It Should Be Done) (R) 6/17/12
Peter takes care of his beautiful boy. (BDSM, h/c)
A Crisis in the Life of an Echinoideic Spermatocyte (G) 2/2/12
OK, so, Neal and Peter are these sea urchin sperm cells... (crack)
Desire NC-17) 10/22/10
Neal can get a little obsessed sometimes. (Romance)
Five Times Neal Jacked It Thinking of Peter (NC-17) 5/4/11
Five sentence fics about poor Neal's UST with Peter. (UST)
Five Times the Van Got Involved (R) 3/23/13
What it says on the tin (crack, h/c)
Gangster Tripping R; warning for someone getting roofied) 10/4/10
Neal is drugged while undercover. Hilarity ensues. (H/C-ish)
The Guardian of Kusanagi (PG-13) 12/14/13
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone.” Peter never thought he’d live to see that come true. (H/C, pre-slash)
Guilt is a Useless Emotion (PG) 5/5/13
Peter sits with Neal in the hospital. That’s where the story starts and the pain begins. (H/C)
Happy Birthday, Beautiful (NC-17) 5/13/11
It's Neal's birthday. (porny romance or romantic porn, you be the judge)
How Soon is Now? (NC-17) 5/29/12
Peter needs the life-affirming, thank-God-you’re-not-dead sex right the fuck now, please. (PWP, h/c)
Hungry? NC-17) 1/1/11
PWP, plain and simple.
It Fades If You Let It (PG-13) 2/26/12
When Neal is poisoned and Peter thinks he is dead, certain feelings are confessed. (pre-slash, h/c)
Latitude of Home (PG-13) 3/7/13
Shameless schmoop. And tickling. (Schmoop)
Love in an Elevator (NC-17) 8/26/12
For the prompt "elevator sex." (PWP)
Mama Likes NC-17; warning for dub-con, voyeurism, spanking, a little CBT) 12/9/10
June blackmails Neal into letting her watch him with Peter. (porn with plot)
Mama Likes More NC-17) 12/27/10
Sequel to Mama Likes (Porn with plot)
The Manhattan Story (PG-13) 9/18/13
The White Collar/Philadelphia Story fusion nobody wanted. Peter = Tracy Lord, Neal = C.K. Dexter Haven, Elizabeth = Macauley Connor (romance, big bang)
Merry Christmas, Baby (PG-13) 12/2/11
Peter helps Neal create a Christmas memory. (schmoop, angst)
Move (You Make Me Feel So Good) (NC-17) 9/29/11
Neal is moving, Peter helps him pack, they find an alternative use for bubble wrap. (Smut)
My Precious Boy (NC-17; warning for extreme non-con) 9/7/11
Alternative ending to Under the Radar - Adler threatens to kill Peter if Neal won't have sex with him. (Fuck or Die, h/c)
A Nameless Longing (R) 2/2/11
Nipple!Porn and illicit fantasies and UST, oh my. (UST)
The One That Got Away (NC-17) 5/30/11
Neal!prison!wank!angst. (UST)
Outside Looking In (R) 1/2/14
Peter told Neal he was in love with him. Who wouldn’t want that? (UST, angst)
Paging Dr. Burke (NC-17) 2/7/11
Neal is in the hospital having his tonsils out and Peter dresses up in scrubs to give the patient some "special" attention. (Porn with a side of H/C and just a soupcon of fluff)
Put on the Red Light (NC-17) 9/10/11
Neal as rentboy. (PWP)
Regret (PG-13) 7/4/12
Peter regrets some of the things he said; he just hopes he’ll have a chance to tell Neal. (H/C, UST)
Sad Puppy (R) 10/11/12
Peter tries a romantic gesture for Neal's birthday, hilarity ensues. (Humor)
Sense Memory (NC-17) 5/10/11
What is that smell? Peter wishes he could put his finger on it. (Smut)
Silky, Sweet and Delicious (NC-17) 7/21/11
Peter has an interesting way of talking dirty in bed. (PWP)
Snow (PG) 3/10/13
A White Collar fairy tale (Crack)
Stay Young, Go Dancing (G) 8/21/13
What’s Neal do for two hours every Tuesday and Thursday night? Peter aims to find out. (Fluff)
Stretch Out and Wait (PG-13) 4/3/11
Peter comforts Neal after a very bad day. (H/C)
Take It All Off! (NC-17) 7/27/12
How the bathroom scene in "Diminishing Returns" played in MY head. (smut)
There Goes the Fear (PG-13) 4/30/13
He’s the one who should be doing the comforting, not Peter. (H/C)
Three Random Ficlets (PG-13) 1/4/14
Three ficlets written for challenges; two are N/P, one Neal/Sara.
Tomorrow (Say Goodbye) (NC-17) 1/2/11
It's been a year since Kate died. Peter provides some comfort to Neal. (H/C and angst)
The Trial NC-17) 8/9/10
Pre-series fic covering Neal's trip through the criminal justice system. And, um, some porn. (Porn with plot)
Under Where? (PG-13) 8/6/12
UNDERPANTS! (Humor)
The Wake-Up Bomb (PG-13) 5/2/13
Presumed!dead Peter + upset!Neal = smoochies. (H/C, pre-slash)
Where is My Mind? NC-17) 11/26/10
For the following prompt: "The anklet develops some spooky extra powers: it starts transmitting Neal's thoughts and/or feelings--but only to Peter." (H/C-ish)
White Blank Page (NC-17) 10/2/11
White Collar Sliding Doors AU: What if Peter had gone corporate as he surmised in Company Man? A look at both realities. (AU, H/C, angst, casefic)
The Wicked Lies We Tell (NC-17) 6/26/12
Peter can't live without Neal. Literally. Story in the "Empathia" 'verse created by dmk0064. (AU, H/C, angst, themes of addiction)
You Are Loved PG-13) 8/23/10
My first fic! Nothing soothes Neal more than someone running their fingers through his hair. (Romance)
Your Alarm Bells (NC-17) 6/20/11
Neal and Peter are being held captive by persons unknown. They find comfort in each other’s arms. (H/C)
You Will Leave a Mark PG) 11/5/10
Peter can't quite forgive Neal after the events of Point Blank, so he dissolves their partnership. One day, Moz tells him some devastating news. (H/C)
Neal/Elizabeth
Can't Be A Kid Without It (NC-17) 2/1/11
PWP with Neal, Elizabeth and a bowl of pudding. If Bill Cosby were dead, he'd be rolling in his grave. (PWP)
Hope in the Darkest of Days (PG-13) 9/28/13
Elizabeth and Neal help each other deal while Peter’s in jail. (H/C)
Touch Me Deep (NC-17) 5/11/11
El reminisces as she lays in Neal's unmade bed. (Het)
Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
These are fics that are standalones, not related to any of the series above.
An Ache I Still Remember (PG) 3/31/12
Neal looks back on his time in New York. (H/C, angst)
Awakening (PG) 4/1/12
Neal wakes up from surgery. (H/C)
Be Strong Now (PG) 1/17/12
Peter is trapped with an injured Neal and must get him to safety. Trouble is - only Neal can get them out! (H/C)
Blurry-Eyed Worries (NC-17) 10/26/13
Timestamp to Steal My Body Home: The day before Neal's brain surgery. (H/C, smex)
Bruises That Won't Heal (PG-13) 1/31/11
Neal and Peter have their first big fight, then some pesky drug dealers get in the way. (H/C with a big side of angst.)
Confusion (PG) 10/6/12
Peter’s just a little confused, is all... (H/C)
Confusion II (R) 2/16/13
Neal's just a little confused, is all... (H/C)
Delicate Work (R) 11/16/12
Elizabeth has such delicate hands... (smut, shaving kink)
Even If Things End Up a Bit Too Heavy (We'll All Float On) (PG-13) 5/27/11
It's a dark and stormy night and Peter comes down with the flu on a long drive back to New York. (H/C)
Every Good Intention (R) 7/17/13
Peter takes a bullet for Neal. Neal is not pleased about it. For Peter Whump Day!(H/C)
Fire and Ice (NC-17) 8/7/13
Fuck him, but she loved it. (PWP, Kink: temperature play)
A Glorious Day (NC-17) 1/18/13
It was going to be a glorious day of fun in the sun, just the two of them. Then a freak accident nearly takes it all away. (H/C)
Happy New Year, Mr. Caffrey (G) 1/2/12
Neal may be sick and contagious on New Year’s Eve, but he’s not alone. (H/C)
Happy Panda Family Fun Time (G) 10/1/12
What if they were pandas? Pure crack.
Heaven Restores You In Life (NC-17) 6/2/12
Neal is immortal. This causes a lot of complications. (H/C)
How To Disappear Completely NC-17) 9/28/10
As Neal becomes more and more mainstreamed into the WC unit, he fears he is losing himself. Literally. (H/C)
Identity (PG) 12/31/12
Alternative ending for Power Play. What if Stanzler had gotten a shot off before the FBI caught up to him? (H/C)
I Feel Better (G) 4/14/12
Neal temporarily loses his sight; Peter and El comfort him. (H/C)
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep (PG) 7/5/11
Neal has been hurt, and Peter's pissed. (H/C, pre-OT3, a little UST between friends)
I Hope You Like Jammies Too (NC-17) 12/28/12
Elizabeth talks Neal into wearing something special for her. (clothes kink)
I'm a Girl (But You Know You Can Lean on Me) (PG-13) 7/28/13
Tag to Lights Will Guide You Home; Mindy the flight attendant’s POV. (H/C)
In Other Words (PG) 2/21/13
Neal has laryngitis. (H/C, schmoop)
Just Help Me Feel Warm Inside (PG) 12/1/12
Elizabeth is really glad to have Neal around when Peter's stuck out of town because of a blizzard (Domestic schmoop)
Lazy Sunday (R) 7/4/12
Peter can't catch a break on his day off. (Schmoop)
Lights Will Guide You Home (PG-13) 7/24/12
Tag to "Most Wanted." Neal's leg gets infected on the way home. (h/c)
The Mended Heart (NC-17) 3/4/11
Five times Neal couldn't stop crying over having to leave New York. (Angst, h/c)
Migraine (PG) 11/23/10
Neal tends to Elizabeth through a migraine; Peter comes to a realization about their relationship. (H/C)
Rearrange the World to Make You Smile 8/18/11
Neal’s injured, El and Peter take turns sitting with him and he somehow gets the unique story of their courtship. (H/C, romance)
Rideup to the Plungedown (NC-17 for BDSM) 1/9/11
PWP featuring a riding crop. (PWP)
Secrets are for Sharing (NC-17) 7/29/11
El's been giving pointers to Neal. (Fluffy smut)
Serve Cold (R) 8/17/10
Dark!fic wherein Neal exacts revenge on the man who's put Peter in the hospital. Dark!Fic)
Shaking Through (PG-13) 10/14/10
Peter goes undercover when Neal comes down with the flu and things go horribly wrong. Sick!Neal and Hurt!Peter - you know you love it. (H/C)
Sleeping Lessons (NC-17)
Peter thinks of Neal and El while trying to fall asleep on a long flight. More MMoM mayhem! (Smut)
Spinning Plates (PG) 7/4/12
Neal tries to keep it together when Peter is shot, and he mostly succeeds. (H/C)
Standing on the Shoulders of Giants (NC-17) 9/18/12
Sequel to
What's the Price of Heroes? The story of how Neal got his wings and how he wound up Keller's prisoner. (H/C, warn for non-con)
Steal My Body Home (R) 10/23/13
Sometimes, running away means going home. Sometimes, you find what you need there. And sometimes, you just need your mom. Neal finds out all of these things on a road trip with Peter. (H/C with a dash of kidfic)
The Stream of Life (PG-13) 9/4/11
It’s been a few years since Neal’s talked with Peter and El. Sequel to "These Wasted Blues." (H/C, angst)
That There, That's Not Me (NC-17) 6/3/13
Neal is happy with Peter and El and his life in New York, but then the warehouse explodes, causing Peter to accuse Neal, and Moz to pressure him to take the treasure and run. All the stress triggers a relapse of Neal’s little invisibility problem. Sequel to How to Disappear Completely. (H/C, angst)
These Wasted Blues (PG-13) 8/10/11
The events that unfolded in Countdown have been resolved, all our favorite characters are safe, but to no one is happy. Neal, naturally, is taking it the hardest. (H/C, angst)
What's the Price of Heroes? (R)
Peter and Diana discover more than they expected when they go undercover at an illegal auction. (Wing!fic, H/C, angst)
Will the Circle be Unbroken? (PG-13)
Peter has a high fever and hallucinates that Neal has died. (H/C and angst)
Within a Blink (It Changes) (PG-13) 7/9/13
Being in a threesome has its ups and downs. Poor Neal is suffering from a case of the downs. (H/C)
You Always Hurt the One You Love (R) 7/4/12
Neal gets hurt, Peter blames himself, feelings get hurt, El is full of win. (H/C)
You're the One who Summoned Me (Above any Other Kind) PG-13 9/1/11
Neal gets sick while El and Peter are away on vacation; there are voice mails and a lot of worry. (H/C)
You’ve Got Kudos! (PG-13) 8/9/13
Moz has a dirty little secret - he writes RPF about his friends. But what happens when it starts coming true? (H/C, crack)
Neal/Peter/Elizabeth/Sara
The Sweet Science (R) 8/31/12
Neal and Elizabeth didn't just invite Sara along to watch Neal get the crap beaten out of him, not really. (H/C)
The Tears of it are Wet (R)
Is this what Sara signed up for? Sequel to The Sweet Science. (H/C, angst)
Neal/Jones
Note: If you're looking for my Neal/Jones series, Undeniable Chemistry, they're all listed below in the "Series" master list, and the first fic is here: Meeting Like This.
I’ll Be the Cup if You Should Bleed (PG) 5/14/13
Jones has someone to watch over him, he just can’t figure out who.(h/c, pre-slash)
The Tale of the Tape (R) 9/28/12
Considering they kidnapped his boyfriend Neal, Special Agent Clinton Jones is keeping it together pretty well. (H/C)
Neal/Sara
Do Your Fingers Itch? (R) 1/28/11
Sara can't quite get the image of a half-naked Neal out of her mind... (UST)
Properly Fucked (NC-17) 7/4/12
Alternate ending to Power Play - what if Moz hadn't interrupted Neal and Sara? (PWP)
Your Sex Mechanic's Rough (NC-30)
Sara, Neal, genital spanking. Dirty drabble is dirty. (PWP)
Neal/Other
Backwater (NC-17) 7/4/12
Neal/Alex. Alternate opening scene for "Out of the Box" featuring steamy post-pool action. (PWP)
Easier Things (NC-17 for dub-con) 1/16/11
Neal/ OFC. How exactly was Neal able to get his hands on the warden's wife's credit card in the Pilot? This is the epic Round Robin fic of epicness I wrote with afiawri elrhiarhodan and hoosierbitch n Chicago. (Link is to hoosier's LJ)
Five by Five (R) 8/4/11
Neal/Raquel. Raquel broke Neal. (crack, smut)
Five Times Neal Molested Household Items NC-17 for non-con with an advertising icon; masturbation) 5/15/11
Neal/misc. Horny teen!Neal is horny. (Smut)
If I Sing a Sad Song, Would You Give it to Me? (NC-17 for dub-con)
Neal/Kate; Kate/Adler. Neal witnesses Kate with Adler. Fill for mmom het, angst)
No Pagliacchio Non Son 8/21/11
Neal/Kate. Neal gets silly with Kate outside the Metropolitan Opera House (Humor, romance)
Normal Like You (G), 12/30/12
College AU - Neal is adrift in a University town where he finds the people who will change his life. Can he let them? WIP
Object of Desire (NC-17) 5/29/11
Neal/Various. If only Neal thought what his friends thought of him...five sentence fics for mmom. (PWP)
The Other Half Neal/Diana (NC-17) 1/25/13
When a sex-changing flu bug makes the rounds, Neal and Diana make a pact to satisfy their curiosities about the opposite sex. Mostly, this is porn.
The Other Shoe Neal/Diana (R)
Sequel to The Other Half Yep, Neal's preggers. (H/C)
Spider G) 10/22/10
Neal/Alex. Alex has this tattoo...(Angst)
Peter/Other
Of a Type (NC-17) 5/3/11
Peter/OMC. Young Peter has discovered a new obsession. (Smut)
Moz - Alone and with Others
The Astounding Stupidity of Optimism (PG-13) 5/9/11
Retelling of Burke's Seven with some Moz/Diana UST thrown in. (UST, friendship)
Chanel No. 5 (R) 5/12/11
Mozzie has a pleasant association with a certain ladies' fragrance (Smut)
Get a Grip (NC-17) 5/27/11
Moz/...well, it's a surprise. The last person you'd expect Mozzie to fantasize about (wank!fic)
The Five Stages of Grief (PG) 11/26/11
Moz deals with his loss of the treasure. (H/C)
Our Love to Admire (NC-17 in places, but mostly G) 3/31/11
Moz/Sara. A series of sentence fics detailing a Moz/Sara courtship. (Romance)
Save it for Later (NC-17) 5/7/11
Moz's thoughts during the heist in Out of the Box; fill for MMoM, so it's smutty. (PWP)
Secret Santa (G) 12/30/11
Missing Scene from Dentist of Detroit; Moz says goodbye to Mister Jeffries. (Kidfic)
Other Characters and Pairings
Bow Your Head and Join with Me (NC-17) 1/7/11
Fill for a Five Acts prompt for "guilty sex." (Angst)
Everybody Loves Clinton 8/14/11
If ever there was a White Collar porno movie, this would be the "plot." Clinton Jones gets lucky. A lot. (PWP)
I Am Officially Out of Ideas (NC-17) 5/25/11
MMoM officially gets to me, and I'm writing about the Taurus. (Auto auto-eroticism)
I Can't Dismiss the Memory of His Kiss (R) 5/18/11
Byron teaches June how to pleasure herself. (Romantic Smut)
Mozzie's Slashfest Fills (NC-17) 3/15/11
What if your fave WC characters wrote fanfic? Who would they 'ship? (POOOORRRRNNN)
Seconds G) 10/26/10
Jones ponders his mortality (Fluff, H/C)
Turn You Inside Out NC-17) 10/26/10
Jones is a very attentive lover. Sequel of sorts to Seconds. (PWP)
Wank Fodder (NC-17) 5/8/11
What do our favorite characters fantasize about when they whack it? Hurray for mmom sentence fics, PWP)
White Collar Sentence Fics - Seksi Tiems Edition (NC-17) 4/12/11
Unconnected fills for SentenceFest - lots of fun, lots of smut.
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These are all my one-shots or fics that are not part of a series. They are arranged by pairing, with Gen ones at the top.
Author's Note: Most of my stuff tends to be slash or OT3. Don't like? Don't read. Ye have been warned.
Any story with more than one sequel is considered a series, and will be listed in a separate Master List.
Ratings are in parentheses. If it's rated NC-17, it's pretty much gonna be smutastic. Dates are immediately after ratings, in the following format: MM/DD/YY
Gen
Note: For me, "Gen" includes canon pairings, but without explicit content. If you've got a problem with married people kissing each other - well, it's your problem, not mine. I also lump AUs in this category.
All Clear (R) 2/25/13
They gave the all clear... (H/C)
The Anvil Chorus (R) 7/12/11
Diana wakes from a night's drinking to find Neal in her bed - WTF? (Friendship)
Ask Me No Questions (PG) 5/2/12
Neal is suddenly incapable of lying. You’d think that would be a good thing… (H/C)
Blood Makes Noise (PG-13) 11/23/11
Elizabeth’s reactions in the immediate aftermath of her rescue from Keller. She finds help and support from an unexpected source. (H/C)
The Bloom Upon My Misery (PG-13) 2/4/11
Alex is in a difficult position. (Gen)
Breathe, Keep Breathing (R) 7/31/'11
What if van Horn’s arrow had found its target in "As You Were"? (H/C)
Chasing Tails (PG-13) 4/29/14
Meet Neal Caffrey: convicted bond forger, suspected art thief, con artist. And dog whisperer. This is a canon divergent retelling of the Pilot. (crack)
A Confidence Sans Bound (PG-13) 6/2/11
Neal is languishing in a prison in Myanmar and Peter comes to rescue him (H/C)
Could've Been Worse than You Would Ever Know (R) 8/4/11
Alternative ending to the episode "On the Fence." (H/C, darkfic, angst)
Courage at the Side of Your Bed (PG) 6/26/11
El is injured, Peter can barely deal, Neal steps up. (H/C)
A Cure for What Ails (G) 12/30/13
For the Prompt: role reversal (h/c)
Dancing Days (G) 1/24/11
Just Neal and June, dancing. (Fluff)
The Devil’s Workshop (PG-13) 7/4/12
When Neal is hospitalized, Moz has to use all his wits to keep him under the radar (H/C)
Father of Mine (PG-13) 2/6/11
Missing scene from What Happens in Burma. Neal thinks about his dad. (Angst)
Feel a Little More Alive PG-13) 12/31/10
How Diana and Peter may have first met. Set pre-series. (H/C-ish)
Feeling Gravity's Pull (PG) 5/22/11
Post-Under the Radar fic; Neal and Peter are barely talking to each other when Neal is stricken with appendicitis. (H/C with a soupcon of angst)
The Fidelity of Dogs (G) 10/25/11
Neal is recovering from a bout of pneumonia at the Burkes'; Satchmo keeps an eye on him. (Gen, H/C)
Five Perspectives on One Bad Thing (R) 2/12/12
What if McKenzie and his scary knife had connected with Neal during their tussle at the end of Pulling Strings? (H/C)
Five Point Six (PG-13) 6/1/12
Peter’s mom never warned him about driving with scissors. (H/C)
Five Sentence Fics That Only Sound Like They're About Wanking (G) 5/31/11
Title says it all. Ah, MMoM, how I'll miss you (Gen)
Gave Me a Name (PG) 9/6/11
Hughes' thoughts on Neal's last day at the FBI (Angst)
Give Sorrow Words (PG) 8/5/12
Neal mourns Ellen. (H/C)
He Ain't Heavy... (PG-13) 7/15/12
Turns out that Peter and Moz have a few more things in common than being friends with Neal… (H/C)
A Hole in the World (R) 11/1/11
Peter!Amnesia!Fic! Peter goes missing; Neal helps El cope. (H/C, Romance)
I Can't Go Back to yesterday (I Was a Different Person Then) (PG-13) 9/7/13
Follow-up to Stranger in a Strange Land. What happens when Tim DeKay gets whomped on the head while filming and wakes up in White Collar Land? (H/C, crack)
I Fell in Love with the Burden Holding Me Down (PG) 1/29/12
Sequel to "Make Me Feel So Old Inside." Neal and Peter are trapped inside a bank vault and Neal has an insulin reaction. (H/C)
Invisible (PG) 1/24/11
Moz contemplates his actions in Point Blank (Angst)
Jolly Old Elf (G) 12/21/11
Neal is Santa. Well, the Northeast Regional Santa, anyway, and it’s December 24th, and he’s GOT TO GO! (Fluff)
The Kitten Kronicles (G) 3/29/11
Neal is pressed into the service of his country by the Kitten President (Sentence fics, crack)
Laugh a Spineless Laugh (R) 7/10/12
To what lengths would Neal's mother go to keep him safe? (H/C; warning for spousal abuse)
Lives Have Been Wrecked (PG) 1/26/11
Missing Scene from Burke's Seven; Neal has second thoughts about proceeding. (Angst)
Look on Both Indifferently (PG-13) 7/30/11
Neal is kidnapped and left in a walk-in freezer to die. The baddies are streaming live video for his friends to watch - can they find him before it’s too late? (H/C, angst)
Losing My Religion (G) 10/27/10
Missing scene from In the Red; June's reaction to Sara's presence in her home... (Gen)
Make Me Feel So Old Inside (PG) 12/26/10
Neal contracts a mysterious illness. (H/C)
My Fate Cries Out (R) 6/10/12
White Collar/Grimm Crossover. Neal and Peter follow a case to Portland, where they encounter things they never expected. (Casefic, H/C)
No Alarms and No Surprises Please 8/23/11
Neal is kidnapped but escapes, finding his way to the Burkes’ for help. Elizabeth takes a very personal interest in his situation. (H/C, angst)
No Sleep 'til Brooklyn (PG) 5/5/12
Neal’s on the run, with Special Agent Peter Burke hot on his trail. Or so he thinks... (H/C)
Not Fade Away (PG-13) 2/16/11
Neal dies and comes back to haunt Peter. And help solve a case or two. Lighter-hearted than it sounds... (H/C-ish plus casefic)
Not So Deep as a Well (PG-13) 9/22/12
What would happen if the vest failed in "Vested Interests"? (H/C)
Peonies (PG) 9/30/12
Neal at Ellen's funeral. (h/c)
Phantom Limb PG; warning for implied mental illness) 12/28/10
Kate helps Neal through a difficult time. (H/C-ish)
Red R) 12/30/10
Peter's thoughts when he is shot. (H/C, mostly H)
Shake These Zipper Blues (G; warning for character death, of natural causes) 3/29/11
Peter and El are de-aged to the age of 8; Neal steps up (Sentence fics; Crack)
Small Plates, or Five Times Neal Enjoyed the Food in Prison (G) 7/26/12
What it says on the tin (Fluff, pre-series)
So Fast, So Numb (R) 9/10/11
Peter's reaction after arriving home at the end of Countdown. (Angst, H/C)
Softly Open Our Mouths in the Cold (PG-13) 6/19/11
An undercover assignment goes wrong and Neal is stranded in the wilderness trying to care for an injured Peter. (H/C)
Stranger in a Strange Land (PG) 11/22/11
Neal wakes up in a strange place where everyone thinks he’s an actor named Matt Bomer, and he is the star of a television series called “White Collar.” (H/C, crack)
Tender is the Touch (PG-13) 9/7/12
What if Neal found Ellen? What if the shooter was still there? (H/C)
Then He Walked Away (PG) 7/17/13
Sequel to Gave Me a Name. Neal confronts Hughes about their shared past. (angst, h/c)
Too Full to Swallow My Pride (R; warning for discussion of suicide) 11/14/11
Neal accidentally overdoses on pain meds; Peter jumps to a conclusion. (H/C)
Too Young to Feel this Old (PG-13) 7/4/12
Peter is so cold lately. (H/C)
Trope Springs Eternal (R) 9/19/12
Neal's been injured, and what the fuck is up with people? (H/C, crack)
True Faith (PG-13) 5/11/13
Peter comforts Neal when he is stabbed
We Care a Lot (G) 2/9/13
Diana’s out sick. The team pitches in to help. (H/C, humor)
What Else Should I Be? (PG) 6/8/11
Tag to On Guard. Neal becomes suddenly ill during Peter's interrogation. (H/C)
Where the Lovelight Gleams (PG-13) 12/25/12
It’s planes, trains and automobiles (actually, trucks, busses, and automobiles), as Neal and Diana try to make it home to New York in time for Christmas.
White Collar Haikus (G for Goofy) 1/3/11
No, really.
White Collar Sentence Fics (G to PG-13) 4/11/11
Just a few sentences that tell a story all on their own...these are the Gen ones.
Who Are You Going to Call For? (PG-13) 4/30/13
Neal is always there for his friends. Features hurt!Diana. (H/C)
Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? (PG) 7/2/11
Neal is seriously ill and Peter is beside himself with worry., He receives comfort from an unexpected source. (H/C)
Neal/Peter
Acts of Contrition (PG-13) 7/4/12
Sequel to Regret. Peter needs for Neal to forgive him. (H/C, UST)
Caress Me Down NC-17) 12/12/10
Neal gives an injured and recuperating Peter a sponge bath. Smut ensues. (Romance, Groping)
Control Me, Console Me (‘cause That’s Just How It Should Be Done) (R) 6/17/12
Peter takes care of his beautiful boy. (BDSM, h/c)
A Crisis in the Life of an Echinoideic Spermatocyte (G) 2/2/12
OK, so, Neal and Peter are these sea urchin sperm cells... (crack)
Desire NC-17) 10/22/10
Neal can get a little obsessed sometimes. (Romance)
Five Times Neal Jacked It Thinking of Peter (NC-17) 5/4/11
Five sentence fics about poor Neal's UST with Peter. (UST)
Five Times the Van Got Involved (R) 3/23/13
What it says on the tin (crack, h/c)
Gangster Tripping R; warning for someone getting roofied) 10/4/10
Neal is drugged while undercover. Hilarity ensues. (H/C-ish)
The Guardian of Kusanagi (PG-13) 12/14/13
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone.” Peter never thought he’d live to see that come true. (H/C, pre-slash)
Guilt is a Useless Emotion (PG) 5/5/13
Peter sits with Neal in the hospital. That’s where the story starts and the pain begins. (H/C)
Happy Birthday, Beautiful (NC-17) 5/13/11
It's Neal's birthday. (porny romance or romantic porn, you be the judge)
How Soon is Now? (NC-17) 5/29/12
Peter needs the life-affirming, thank-God-you’re-not-dead sex right the fuck now, please. (PWP, h/c)
Hungry? NC-17) 1/1/11
PWP, plain and simple.
It Fades If You Let It (PG-13) 2/26/12
When Neal is poisoned and Peter thinks he is dead, certain feelings are confessed. (pre-slash, h/c)
Latitude of Home (PG-13) 3/7/13
Shameless schmoop. And tickling. (Schmoop)
Love in an Elevator (NC-17) 8/26/12
For the prompt "elevator sex." (PWP)
Mama Likes NC-17; warning for dub-con, voyeurism, spanking, a little CBT) 12/9/10
June blackmails Neal into letting her watch him with Peter. (porn with plot)
Mama Likes More NC-17) 12/27/10
Sequel to Mama Likes (Porn with plot)
The Manhattan Story (PG-13) 9/18/13
The White Collar/Philadelphia Story fusion nobody wanted. Peter = Tracy Lord, Neal = C.K. Dexter Haven, Elizabeth = Macauley Connor (romance, big bang)
Merry Christmas, Baby (PG-13) 12/2/11
Peter helps Neal create a Christmas memory. (schmoop, angst)
Move (You Make Me Feel So Good) (NC-17) 9/29/11
Neal is moving, Peter helps him pack, they find an alternative use for bubble wrap. (Smut)
My Precious Boy (NC-17; warning for extreme non-con) 9/7/11
Alternative ending to Under the Radar - Adler threatens to kill Peter if Neal won't have sex with him. (Fuck or Die, h/c)
A Nameless Longing (R) 2/2/11
Nipple!Porn and illicit fantasies and UST, oh my. (UST)
The One That Got Away (NC-17) 5/30/11
Neal!prison!wank!angst. (UST)
Outside Looking In (R) 1/2/14
Peter told Neal he was in love with him. Who wouldn’t want that? (UST, angst)
Paging Dr. Burke (NC-17) 2/7/11
Neal is in the hospital having his tonsils out and Peter dresses up in scrubs to give the patient some "special" attention. (Porn with a side of H/C and just a soupcon of fluff)
Put on the Red Light (NC-17) 9/10/11
Neal as rentboy. (PWP)
Regret (PG-13) 7/4/12
Peter regrets some of the things he said; he just hopes he’ll have a chance to tell Neal. (H/C, UST)
Sad Puppy (R) 10/11/12
Peter tries a romantic gesture for Neal's birthday, hilarity ensues. (Humor)
Sense Memory (NC-17) 5/10/11
What is that smell? Peter wishes he could put his finger on it. (Smut)
Silky, Sweet and Delicious (NC-17) 7/21/11
Peter has an interesting way of talking dirty in bed. (PWP)
Snow (PG) 3/10/13
A White Collar fairy tale (Crack)
Stay Young, Go Dancing (G) 8/21/13
What’s Neal do for two hours every Tuesday and Thursday night? Peter aims to find out. (Fluff)
Stretch Out and Wait (PG-13) 4/3/11
Peter comforts Neal after a very bad day. (H/C)
Take It All Off! (NC-17) 7/27/12
How the bathroom scene in "Diminishing Returns" played in MY head. (smut)
There Goes the Fear (PG-13) 4/30/13
He’s the one who should be doing the comforting, not Peter. (H/C)
Three Random Ficlets (PG-13) 1/4/14
Three ficlets written for challenges; two are N/P, one Neal/Sara.
Tomorrow (Say Goodbye) (NC-17) 1/2/11
It's been a year since Kate died. Peter provides some comfort to Neal. (H/C and angst)
The Trial NC-17) 8/9/10
Pre-series fic covering Neal's trip through the criminal justice system. And, um, some porn. (Porn with plot)
Under Where? (PG-13) 8/6/12
UNDERPANTS! (Humor)
The Wake-Up Bomb (PG-13) 5/2/13
Presumed!dead Peter + upset!Neal = smoochies. (H/C, pre-slash)
Where is My Mind? NC-17) 11/26/10
For the following prompt: "The anklet develops some spooky extra powers: it starts transmitting Neal's thoughts and/or feelings--but only to Peter." (H/C-ish)
White Blank Page (NC-17) 10/2/11
White Collar Sliding Doors AU: What if Peter had gone corporate as he surmised in Company Man? A look at both realities. (AU, H/C, angst, casefic)
The Wicked Lies We Tell (NC-17) 6/26/12
Peter can't live without Neal. Literally. Story in the "Empathia" 'verse created by dmk0064. (AU, H/C, angst, themes of addiction)
You Are Loved PG-13) 8/23/10
My first fic! Nothing soothes Neal more than someone running their fingers through his hair. (Romance)
Your Alarm Bells (NC-17) 6/20/11
Neal and Peter are being held captive by persons unknown. They find comfort in each other’s arms. (H/C)
You Will Leave a Mark PG) 11/5/10
Peter can't quite forgive Neal after the events of Point Blank, so he dissolves their partnership. One day, Moz tells him some devastating news. (H/C)
Neal/Elizabeth
Can't Be A Kid Without It (NC-17) 2/1/11
PWP with Neal, Elizabeth and a bowl of pudding. If Bill Cosby were dead, he'd be rolling in his grave. (PWP)
Hope in the Darkest of Days (PG-13) 9/28/13
Elizabeth and Neal help each other deal while Peter’s in jail. (H/C)
Touch Me Deep (NC-17) 5/11/11
El reminisces as she lays in Neal's unmade bed. (Het)
Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
These are fics that are standalones, not related to any of the series above.
An Ache I Still Remember (PG) 3/31/12
Neal looks back on his time in New York. (H/C, angst)
Awakening (PG) 4/1/12
Neal wakes up from surgery. (H/C)
Be Strong Now (PG) 1/17/12
Peter is trapped with an injured Neal and must get him to safety. Trouble is - only Neal can get them out! (H/C)
Blurry-Eyed Worries (NC-17) 10/26/13
Timestamp to Steal My Body Home: The day before Neal's brain surgery. (H/C, smex)
Bruises That Won't Heal (PG-13) 1/31/11
Neal and Peter have their first big fight, then some pesky drug dealers get in the way. (H/C with a big side of angst.)
Confusion (PG) 10/6/12
Peter’s just a little confused, is all... (H/C)
Confusion II (R) 2/16/13
Neal's just a little confused, is all... (H/C)
Delicate Work (R) 11/16/12
Elizabeth has such delicate hands... (smut, shaving kink)
Even If Things End Up a Bit Too Heavy (We'll All Float On) (PG-13) 5/27/11
It's a dark and stormy night and Peter comes down with the flu on a long drive back to New York. (H/C)
Every Good Intention (R) 7/17/13
Peter takes a bullet for Neal. Neal is not pleased about it. For Peter Whump Day!(H/C)
Fire and Ice (NC-17) 8/7/13
Fuck him, but she loved it. (PWP, Kink: temperature play)
A Glorious Day (NC-17) 1/18/13
It was going to be a glorious day of fun in the sun, just the two of them. Then a freak accident nearly takes it all away. (H/C)
Happy New Year, Mr. Caffrey (G) 1/2/12
Neal may be sick and contagious on New Year’s Eve, but he’s not alone. (H/C)
Happy Panda Family Fun Time (G) 10/1/12
What if they were pandas? Pure crack.
Heaven Restores You In Life (NC-17) 6/2/12
Neal is immortal. This causes a lot of complications. (H/C)
How To Disappear Completely NC-17) 9/28/10
As Neal becomes more and more mainstreamed into the WC unit, he fears he is losing himself. Literally. (H/C)
Identity (PG) 12/31/12
Alternative ending for Power Play. What if Stanzler had gotten a shot off before the FBI caught up to him? (H/C)
I Feel Better (G) 4/14/12
Neal temporarily loses his sight; Peter and El comfort him. (H/C)
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep (PG) 7/5/11
Neal has been hurt, and Peter's pissed. (H/C, pre-OT3, a little UST between friends)
I Hope You Like Jammies Too (NC-17) 12/28/12
Elizabeth talks Neal into wearing something special for her. (clothes kink)
I'm a Girl (But You Know You Can Lean on Me) (PG-13) 7/28/13
Tag to Lights Will Guide You Home; Mindy the flight attendant’s POV. (H/C)
In Other Words (PG) 2/21/13
Neal has laryngitis. (H/C, schmoop)
Just Help Me Feel Warm Inside (PG) 12/1/12
Elizabeth is really glad to have Neal around when Peter's stuck out of town because of a blizzard (Domestic schmoop)
Lazy Sunday (R) 7/4/12
Peter can't catch a break on his day off. (Schmoop)
Lights Will Guide You Home (PG-13) 7/24/12
Tag to "Most Wanted." Neal's leg gets infected on the way home. (h/c)
The Mended Heart (NC-17) 3/4/11
Five times Neal couldn't stop crying over having to leave New York. (Angst, h/c)
Migraine (PG) 11/23/10
Neal tends to Elizabeth through a migraine; Peter comes to a realization about their relationship. (H/C)
Rearrange the World to Make You Smile 8/18/11
Neal’s injured, El and Peter take turns sitting with him and he somehow gets the unique story of their courtship. (H/C, romance)
Rideup to the Plungedown (NC-17 for BDSM) 1/9/11
PWP featuring a riding crop. (PWP)
Secrets are for Sharing (NC-17) 7/29/11
El's been giving pointers to Neal. (Fluffy smut)
Serve Cold (R) 8/17/10
Dark!fic wherein Neal exacts revenge on the man who's put Peter in the hospital. Dark!Fic)
Shaking Through (PG-13) 10/14/10
Peter goes undercover when Neal comes down with the flu and things go horribly wrong. Sick!Neal and Hurt!Peter - you know you love it. (H/C)
Sleeping Lessons (NC-17)
Peter thinks of Neal and El while trying to fall asleep on a long flight. More MMoM mayhem! (Smut)
Spinning Plates (PG) 7/4/12
Neal tries to keep it together when Peter is shot, and he mostly succeeds. (H/C)
Standing on the Shoulders of Giants (NC-17) 9/18/12
Sequel to
What's the Price of Heroes? The story of how Neal got his wings and how he wound up Keller's prisoner. (H/C, warn for non-con)
Steal My Body Home (R) 10/23/13
Sometimes, running away means going home. Sometimes, you find what you need there. And sometimes, you just need your mom. Neal finds out all of these things on a road trip with Peter. (H/C with a dash of kidfic)
The Stream of Life (PG-13) 9/4/11
It’s been a few years since Neal’s talked with Peter and El. Sequel to "These Wasted Blues." (H/C, angst)
That There, That's Not Me (NC-17) 6/3/13
Neal is happy with Peter and El and his life in New York, but then the warehouse explodes, causing Peter to accuse Neal, and Moz to pressure him to take the treasure and run. All the stress triggers a relapse of Neal’s little invisibility problem. Sequel to How to Disappear Completely. (H/C, angst)
These Wasted Blues (PG-13) 8/10/11
The events that unfolded in Countdown have been resolved, all our favorite characters are safe, but to no one is happy. Neal, naturally, is taking it the hardest. (H/C, angst)
What's the Price of Heroes? (R)
Peter and Diana discover more than they expected when they go undercover at an illegal auction. (Wing!fic, H/C, angst)
Will the Circle be Unbroken? (PG-13)
Peter has a high fever and hallucinates that Neal has died. (H/C and angst)
Within a Blink (It Changes) (PG-13) 7/9/13
Being in a threesome has its ups and downs. Poor Neal is suffering from a case of the downs. (H/C)
You Always Hurt the One You Love (R) 7/4/12
Neal gets hurt, Peter blames himself, feelings get hurt, El is full of win. (H/C)
You're the One who Summoned Me (Above any Other Kind) PG-13 9/1/11
Neal gets sick while El and Peter are away on vacation; there are voice mails and a lot of worry. (H/C)
You’ve Got Kudos! (PG-13) 8/9/13
Moz has a dirty little secret - he writes RPF about his friends. But what happens when it starts coming true? (H/C, crack)
Neal/Peter/Elizabeth/Sara
The Sweet Science (R) 8/31/12
Neal and Elizabeth didn't just invite Sara along to watch Neal get the crap beaten out of him, not really. (H/C)
The Tears of it are Wet (R)
Is this what Sara signed up for? Sequel to The Sweet Science. (H/C, angst)
Neal/Jones
Note: If you're looking for my Neal/Jones series, Undeniable Chemistry, they're all listed below in the "Series" master list, and the first fic is here: Meeting Like This.
I’ll Be the Cup if You Should Bleed (PG) 5/14/13
Jones has someone to watch over him, he just can’t figure out who.(h/c, pre-slash)
The Tale of the Tape (R) 9/28/12
Considering they kidnapped his boyfriend Neal, Special Agent Clinton Jones is keeping it together pretty well. (H/C)
Neal/Sara
Do Your Fingers Itch? (R) 1/28/11
Sara can't quite get the image of a half-naked Neal out of her mind... (UST)
Properly Fucked (NC-17) 7/4/12
Alternate ending to Power Play - what if Moz hadn't interrupted Neal and Sara? (PWP)
Your Sex Mechanic's Rough (NC-30)
Sara, Neal, genital spanking. Dirty drabble is dirty. (PWP)
Neal/Other
Backwater (NC-17) 7/4/12
Neal/Alex. Alternate opening scene for "Out of the Box" featuring steamy post-pool action. (PWP)
Easier Things (NC-17 for dub-con) 1/16/11
Neal/ OFC. How exactly was Neal able to get his hands on the warden's wife's credit card in the Pilot? This is the epic Round Robin fic of epicness I wrote with afiawri elrhiarhodan and hoosierbitch n Chicago. (Link is to hoosier's LJ)
Five by Five (R) 8/4/11
Neal/Raquel. Raquel broke Neal. (crack, smut)
Five Times Neal Molested Household Items NC-17 for non-con with an advertising icon; masturbation) 5/15/11
Neal/misc. Horny teen!Neal is horny. (Smut)
If I Sing a Sad Song, Would You Give it to Me? (NC-17 for dub-con)
Neal/Kate; Kate/Adler. Neal witnesses Kate with Adler. Fill for mmom het, angst)
No Pagliacchio Non Son 8/21/11
Neal/Kate. Neal gets silly with Kate outside the Metropolitan Opera House (Humor, romance)
Normal Like You (G), 12/30/12
College AU - Neal is adrift in a University town where he finds the people who will change his life. Can he let them? WIP
Object of Desire (NC-17) 5/29/11
Neal/Various. If only Neal thought what his friends thought of him...five sentence fics for mmom. (PWP)
The Other Half Neal/Diana (NC-17) 1/25/13
When a sex-changing flu bug makes the rounds, Neal and Diana make a pact to satisfy their curiosities about the opposite sex. Mostly, this is porn.
The Other Shoe Neal/Diana (R)
Sequel to The Other Half Yep, Neal's preggers. (H/C)
Spider G) 10/22/10
Neal/Alex. Alex has this tattoo...(Angst)
Peter/Other
Of a Type (NC-17) 5/3/11
Peter/OMC. Young Peter has discovered a new obsession. (Smut)
Moz - Alone and with Others
The Astounding Stupidity of Optimism (PG-13) 5/9/11
Retelling of Burke's Seven with some Moz/Diana UST thrown in. (UST, friendship)
Chanel No. 5 (R) 5/12/11
Mozzie has a pleasant association with a certain ladies' fragrance (Smut)
Get a Grip (NC-17) 5/27/11
Moz/...well, it's a surprise. The last person you'd expect Mozzie to fantasize about (wank!fic)
The Five Stages of Grief (PG) 11/26/11
Moz deals with his loss of the treasure. (H/C)
Our Love to Admire (NC-17 in places, but mostly G) 3/31/11
Moz/Sara. A series of sentence fics detailing a Moz/Sara courtship. (Romance)
Save it for Later (NC-17) 5/7/11
Moz's thoughts during the heist in Out of the Box; fill for MMoM, so it's smutty. (PWP)
Secret Santa (G) 12/30/11
Missing Scene from Dentist of Detroit; Moz says goodbye to Mister Jeffries. (Kidfic)
Other Characters and Pairings
Bow Your Head and Join with Me (NC-17) 1/7/11
Fill for a Five Acts prompt for "guilty sex." (Angst)
Everybody Loves Clinton 8/14/11
If ever there was a White Collar porno movie, this would be the "plot." Clinton Jones gets lucky. A lot. (PWP)
I Am Officially Out of Ideas (NC-17) 5/25/11
MMoM officially gets to me, and I'm writing about the Taurus. (Auto auto-eroticism)
I Can't Dismiss the Memory of His Kiss (R) 5/18/11
Byron teaches June how to pleasure herself. (Romantic Smut)
Mozzie's Slashfest Fills (NC-17) 3/15/11
What if your fave WC characters wrote fanfic? Who would they 'ship? (POOOORRRRNNN)
Seconds G) 10/26/10
Jones ponders his mortality (Fluff, H/C)
Turn You Inside Out NC-17) 10/26/10
Jones is a very attentive lover. Sequel of sorts to Seconds. (PWP)
Wank Fodder (NC-17) 5/8/11
What do our favorite characters fantasize about when they whack it? Hurray for mmom sentence fics, PWP)
White Collar Sentence Fics - Seksi Tiems Edition (NC-17) 4/12/11
Unconnected fills for SentenceFest - lots of fun, lots of smut.