WHY ARE BILLY CORGAN AND JESSICA SIMPSON DATING?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE UNIVERSE?

I feel like not even Guerlain's L'heure Bleue, wafting sweetly from my wrists, is enough to talk me down from this ledge of crazy. WHY WHY WHY? I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND!

Meanwhile, look at Nick Jonas's album cover:


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Three words:

Shalimar. Is. Perfect.

If I can wear this scent every day for the rest of my life (while nightly making passionate love to Nick Jonas and Misha Collins, obv) my life will be amazing. You guys. It's so wonderful I can't even describe it. Ohhhh, you all have to try it, you must, you MUST.

LOOOOOOOOVE.

--Beck

OMG, my Guerlain samples came today! I already spilt Jicky on my fingers! SEAN CONNERY wears Jicky, just so you know. I am wearing the same perfume as INDIANA JONES'S DAD.

SUCK THAT.

The early mornings are really starting to get to me, I think.

--Beck

UGH, WHY is Simon Baker so charming? I just watched like, half of Sex and Death 101 (which also has Uriel in it, yay!) and it is so ridiculous, but at one point he looks at a women and says "I promise not to fall in love with you if you promise not to fall in love with me" and it was so RIDICULOOOOOOOUSLY cheesy BUT I just swooned. GOD ( Read more... )

OH LOOK. onelittlesleep is having a jobros rimfic free-for-all and SOME ANONYMOUS PERSON has written about Misha Collins holding Nick Jonas down and getting very personal with him. WHO COULD THAT HAVE BEEN? I HAVE NO IDEA.

( TMI about the stomach bug I had yesterday )

I bought impulse-perfume today. SIIIIIGH. Yesterday I was loitering at the perfume counter near my shop (I swear they hate me in there. They have ONE Guerlain [Champs Elysee] and when I asked to test it I was sniffily informed that they didn't have a tester for that one as it was quite expensive. WELL) and I was hovering over the L'Occitane stuff, ( Read more... )

WHY can't I have all the perfume? All the perfume in the WORLD ( Read more... )

Just so you know, I am ALL ABOUT Sam Worthington at this time. He is so BEAUTIFUL. And really genuinely MANLY. I know this because he is as Aussie AS, mate, and I've grown up with guys like that my whole life. He talks like a bogan and is the kinda guy to bring snags to your barbie and sit around drinking beer and talking shit all night before ( Read more... )

Perfume first, work second? How's that sound?

So today I tried on Estee Lauder's Beautiful Love (I tried Beautiful too, but Love is what I'm focusing on) and I really disliked it, for the exact same reason I disliked Badgely Mischka's Fleurs de Nuit. Overwhelming, waxy white flowers. I'm SURE of it. I just brought up a list of the notes in each ( Read more... )

A year and a half ago I probably would have been ALL EXCITED about Jensen Ackles getting engaged! But over time I've come to realise how much I like Dean and how much I don't care about Ackles. Not that I DON'T like him! I'm sure he's lovely. I'm just not all INTO him like I once was.

But Danneel is very pretty! Wait, should that be one N or two? ( Read more... )