I never thought I'd need to do this, but here's a list of my fics. Some of these are very, very humiliating - please pay attention to the dates they were posted. Five years ago I wrote about Eminem doing Justin Timberlake. I'm...so sorry. On second thoughts, not sorry! It was fun at the time. These are in roughly reverse chronological order.

( Gen Kill, Supernatural, Nicky J, MCR and Harry Potter ~UPDATED 5/03/11~ )

Hello! I am alive and well! I mean, 'well' might be an overstatement, but whatever, this entry isn't about me, it's about porn!

Here are some porny little ficlets that I have written on Tumblr of late.

Brad/Ray - High School AU

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Hopefully this'll scratch the itch. It was supposed to be Brad/girl!Ray pegging fic, but never got there. I just found it again today and finished it up and dusted it off.

Title: Shimmer Like a Girl
Pairing: Brad/girl!Ray
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 1626
Note: Title and cut text from Shimmer Like a Girl by Veruca Salt. No beta, just for fun. Open to whoever ( Read more... )

Unless you woke up this morning and thought 'Wow, I could really use some gratuitous Brad/girl!Ray porn!', in which case, you're in luck! :D

But that will come later. First, a few items of business. Yes, I know the foursome fic is way overdue. I know this. I have taken your concerns on board and they are under consideration. (I'M SO SORRYYYYYY. This ( Read more... )

Don't even. I KNOW. I'm very sorry! Man, I am never, ever posting a WIP again. The pressure is too much! And I mean, yes, it is pressure to post porn on the internet, not exactly life altering stuff, BUT. I can do without it. Argh.

That said, this is the next part of Spit Out Your Bubblegum. Unless my words get away from me (which they are wont to ( Read more... )

I'm running late on my foursome fic (oh hi, work, stalkers, bathing the cat, Jersey Shore) (Wait, not that last one) (Oh okay, me and my fiance have watched, like, a million eps of Jersey Shore on the last week, ack), so I'm going to give you a surprise gift. Actually, it isn't a surprise for people on tumblr, but, you know. Whatevs.

But first I ( Read more... )

Oh Lord, you lot. I am feeling pretty ashamed of myself for getting this burnt. As an Australian, I should know better! But I was in serious pain all night last night - and it didn't help that it was, like, thirty degrees at 2 in the morning (probably) - and now I'm pumping the painkillers like candy because argh. Work today and I can hardly move ( Read more... )

I went to the beach today. Had a lovely time, but I guess I forgot to put sunscreen on my arse, because I burned the everloving fuck out of it. Arrrrrgh. Sitting hurts. I'm going to spend the rest of the night lying on my stomach and reading a horrible JR Ward novel, which I am addicted to beyond all reason and pride. Arrrgh.

But first! Spit Out ( Read more... )

Good morning, LJ. It is 7.48 am, I'm about to go to work, and I have 'Like a G6' stuck in my head for some cruel and unfathomable reason. How are you all? Oh, waiting for some more SOYB? I can do that!

Spit Out Your Bubblegum Part Five! (this is the part where nothing much happens. Stupid arbitrary 1000 word sections)

( What the fuck even IS sizzurp? Fucking kids these days. )

Hello! You thought I'd forgotten, didn't you? But no, I'm just having a super-busy day and this is the first chance I've had to hop online. You don't want to hear about my day. It involved boring things  like going to the bank, and the post office, and the bank again, and getting tacos, and watching the tennis. Okay. I only watched a little bit of ( Read more... )