Worthington probably wouldn't like my perfume either, SIGH.

Nov 19, 2009 11:16

Just so you know, I am ALL ABOUT Sam Worthington at this time. He is so BEAUTIFUL. And really genuinely MANLY. I know this because he is as Aussie AS, mate, and I've grown up with guys like that my whole life. He talks like a bogan and is the kinda guy to bring snags to your barbie and sit around drinking beer and talking shit all night before maybe cocking his head towards the bedroom and saying "so you wanna have a go?" HAHAHAHAHA, I'm exaggerating. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. And he's probably a bit of a douche. But in a HOT way. Aaaahahaha, I've got it baaaad. Watch this video of him on Rove to see everything I love about him, from the sexiness, to the Aussiness, to the douchiness.

AND HE IS SO HOT. DAMNIT.

There need to be a million fics about him and Nick Jonas. WHAT. Nick Jonas needs to be slashed with EVERYONE HOT EVER. And Sam is so BIG and NO NONSENSE and LOOSE and UNINHIBITED. He'd get Nick drunk and then just dominate the shit outta him. NGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

In small perfume news, yesterday I revisted my violet samples, and discovered that, for a harmoneous relationship, I probably shouldn't wear anything too POWDERY. Travers thinks one of them (Calypso Violette) smells like the inside of an old lady's purse. DAMNIT. I was really into that one! It WAS very powdery, but I'm discovering that I really like powder (eg the drydown of Alien was really powdery and mossy and musky on me- divine), and it was sweet but not a FRESH sweetness, more a violet-colored musk sweetness. And my fiancee HATES it. SIIIIGH. I'm giving Penhaligon Violetta another chance today, it seems lighter and maybe a little less complex and a little fresher. WE'LL SEE.

Did I mention Sam Worthington was a BRICKIE by trade before he fell into acting? A BRICKIE. You know how I feel about tradies, oh my god. He's a REAL MAN not an ACTOR-BOT. SOOOOO HOOOOOOOTTTT.

--Beck

penhaligon, violets, sam worthington, nick jonas, calypso, perfume

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