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xaritomene August 30 2009, 10:18:57 UTC
THE LOVE. SO. MUCH. LOVE.

"Tyson sitting there playing softly to himself! Look how teeny he is in front of the piano! Oh my heart. It's just so darling. And also kind of angsty and mournful. Someone write Nick/Ty fic about this!" - I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you!

“Nicky, shut up with your cuteness.” - This entire band does that. They’re like puppies in a basket with an ENORMOUS BOW on top, all cute and shit. AND THEY JUST DON’T STOP. THEY LIKE THE DURACELL BUNNY OF CUTE SHIT. FR SRS. :D

“Tyson in this bit seriously makes me melt like nothing else on this earth EVER. "What's up! What's your name dude?" HOW IS HE SO SWEET? I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND INTRODUCE HIM TO MY MUM. THEY COULD BOND OVER THEIR INXS LOVE.” - OK, firstly, your mum likes INXS, which makes you the coolest person ever - my parents bonded over their love of Bach, seriously. o.O - and also, Tyson said so when you met him, so you MUST have won the Cool Award 2009. And possibly forever after that, having made this picspam. BUT, most of all!? TYSON BEING ( ... )

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xaritomene August 30 2009, 10:19:15 UTC

“I shove them in front of all my friends and go, "look, this guy is left-handed, but he can play right-handed bass; isn't he just so ridiculously talented??!"” DUDE. DUUUUDE. TYSON IS LEFT-HANDED!? SO. MUCH. LOVE. I don’t even know what to do with myself. I also don’t know what it is about left-handers, I just have an unreasoning love for them. Possibly it’s a family thing? IDEK. I JUST LOVE ALL OF THEM FOR THEIR INHERENT TRAITS AND IT’S POSSIBLE THAT THAT MAKES ME THE CREEPIEST STALKER IN THE SCHOOLYARD. AFTER THIS PICSPAM IS DONE I WILL GO BACK INTO MY BOX. AND WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT REAL PEOPLE. OH YEAH, BABY.OK, so, firstly, AAR own a sex doll. Nothing about this is not faintly disturbing. The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf ( ... )

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popcultaddict August 30 2009, 11:05:41 UTC
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS A LEFTY I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE HE IS, AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS." IF YOU ARE CREEPY, THEN I AM YOUR PARTNER IN CREEP. WE'RE GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL, AND I DON'T EVEN CARE, AS LONG AS IT HAS THE INTERNET.

The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?
I lol'ed IRL over this, because you basically voiced my thoughts. LULZ.

“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.
Ikr. Oh Nick, how so gay? <333

Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.
OMFG, YES. HAHAHA. 99% of the time, I find his quirky style mindblowingly hot, but with that I was just like, "*finger snap, Tyra Banks head wobble* Oh boy, what were you thinking?"

TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT. HE IS THE BIGGEST DORK TO EVER DORK ( ... )

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popcultaddict August 30 2009, 10:45:44 UTC
HOLY CRAP I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. YOUR COMMENT(S!) MAKE ME A HUGE BIG BALL OF GLEE.

I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you!
JFKSLJDFLKSD. *worships at your feet* But can it have a happy ending? XD

YES. YES. EXACTLY. FUZZY PUPPIES WITH HUGE BROWN PLEADING EYES.

HEEE! Tyson's word = law. Y/Y? ;)

This is no impediment to me, because, ha! I am a hardened fangirl.
LOL IKR. ME TOO. And omg, kid!fic would kill me with adorable - MEANING YES, CUTEST THING EVAR. OUR OVARIES WILL NEVER RECOVER.

Dude, totally! All Ty would have to do is smile at me, and I would be at his mercy. MIKE AS A GIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE REMINDS ME OF THAT FIC BY fizzyblogic WHERE HE'S A PONY, AND TY IS A RAINBOW, NICK IS A UNICORN (!!!) AND CHRIS IS A WATERFALL. BEST CRACK EVER.

*picks you up from cute-induced collapse* <3 They will be the death of us, I swear.

I KNOW I KNOW. I JUST THINK OF CHRIS DRUG-DEALING AND I COLLAPSE INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER, B/C HE IS A GREAT BIG SOFTIE.

The play fight may just be the greatest thing in the history of great things!

THEY’ ( ... )

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xaritomene August 30 2009, 12:37:52 UTC
HEE, GLEEBALL ENDUCING FTMFW!!! :D

OH GOD, KID!FIC. KID!FIC, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. ON TOP OF THE MUSIC AND LYRICS AU AND ALL THE OTHER AUS, BUT. BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF! FML.

Oh wells. Special Hell will be so much more interesting with fic to write! Tyson trying to convince the 8 year old he's been saddled with that he's not Mr. Creepy and not having the first clue how to regulate sweet-intake and ending up with the hyperest kid on the block and oooooh. WORST/BEST DAD EVER. :DDD Punishments? Say what now? Oh, I'm sorry, what is this "school" of which you speak?

I am cradling a giant mug of tea atm (so English it hurts, baby! :D) and this makes me very happy. This mug is huge, it's like a freaking bowl, and the amount of caffeine I've crammed in there along with the tea!squee means the rest of this comment may not be so coherent. Also, tea!squee, caffeine and AAR? Yeah, no way this makes sense from here on out. :DAHAHAHAHAHA CHRIS DRUG DEALING. I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST. AHAHAHAHA, WORST DRUG DEALER EVAAARRR. GOOD - I'D TAKE SOME JUST ( ... )

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popcultaddict August 30 2009, 14:28:27 UTC
YOU'LL PRETTY MUCH BE WRITING AAR FIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WON'T YOU? I'M CERTAINLY NOT COMPLAINING. XD

Oh shit man. And then you know when Tyson gets one of those HUMONGOUS GRINS that make him look slightly insane? The kid would totally burst into tears. HAHAHAHA.

Oh god, my love of tea is very English-like, so I totes sympathize. =DDD

AHAHAHAHHA. JFC. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DRUG-DEALER!TYSON. THAT'S ALL KINDS OF HILARIOUS. AND SO TRUE. I WOULD GO MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AND THEN BUY IT FROM TYSON JUST BECAUSE HE'S TYSON.

My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
OH GOD I KNOW. I find myself sometimes thinking about how goddamn lucky their friends and family are to have these boys in their lives.

They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love.
I lol'ed, because once again: true.

THEY SHOULD ALL WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAVE THAT WARNING.

AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, ( ... )

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xaritomene August 30 2009, 14:50:01 UTC
I WILL BE. I FEAR MY DEGREE COURSE MAY SUFFER DUE TO THIS.

...OH WELL. ^_^

YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.

*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D

JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.

Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love ( ... )

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popcultaddict August 30 2009, 15:11:56 UTC
BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.

TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY
Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33

Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it.
"GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT."
"Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."

BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333

AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey ( ... )

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