OH GOD, KID!FIC. KID!FIC, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. ON TOP OF THE MUSIC AND LYRICS AU AND ALL THE OTHER AUS, BUT. BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF! FML.
Oh wells. Special Hell will be so much more interesting with fic to write! Tyson trying to convince the 8 year old he's been saddled with that he's not Mr. Creepy and not having the first clue how to regulate sweet-intake and ending up with the hyperest kid on the block and oooooh. WORST/BEST DAD EVER. :DDD Punishments? Say what now? Oh, I'm sorry, what is this "school" of which you speak?
I am cradling a giant mug of tea atm (so English it hurts, baby! :D) and this makes me very happy. This mug is huge, it's like a freaking bowl, and the amount of caffeine I've crammed in there along with the tea!squee means the rest of this comment may not be so coherent. Also, tea!squee, caffeine and AAR? Yeah, no way this makes sense from here on out. :D
AHAHAHAHAHA CHRIS DRUG DEALING. I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST. AHAHAHAHA, WORST DRUG DEALER EVAAARRR. GOOD - I'D TAKE SOME JUST BECAUSE CHRIS WAS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING - ON WHICH NOTE, AHAHAHAHA, TYSON DRUG DEALER, WHO WOULD EVER SAY NO? "BEST HIGH OF YOUR LIFE, MAN, YOU'LL SEE HEAVEN, I PROMISE. WOULD THIS FACE LIE TO YOU!?" - BUT ALSO, HORRIFICALLY BAD. BECAUSE. CHRIS. *smishes him*
I just love how sweethearted (*stealthily nabs word from Tyson*) this band is! I never want to meet any of the other people I fangirl IRL - Jensen'n'Jared, the Merlin cast (possible exception of Colin *smishes also*), Doctor Who, whoever, because I'm afraid that they'd be dicks and crush my dreams :D - but these guys are total exceptions. My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. :D
"THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y?" Y. "DANGER OF DEATH BY ADORABLENESS.
"now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES." - IDEK, I'm not the biggest House fan - I've liked the few episodes I've watched, never got into it, but liked it, y'know? AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?" THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. IDE CARE, I JUST WANT THEM ON THERE, DAMMIT. :D
Comment is getting ridiculously long. Going to shut up now. :D
This picspam < you. *snuggles back with you* THAT FIC, IT WILL BE WRITTEN. AM IN A DIFFICULT PART OF SICKFIC, BUT AS SOON AS I HAVE FOUGHT THROUGH THAT? IT WILL BE DONE, MY MISTRESS. *glompage*
YOU'LL PRETTY MUCH BE WRITING AAR FIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WON'T YOU? I'M CERTAINLY NOT COMPLAINING. XD
Oh shit man. And then you know when Tyson gets one of those HUMONGOUS GRINS that make him look slightly insane? The kid would totally burst into tears. HAHAHAHA.
Oh god, my love of tea is very English-like, so I totes sympathize. =DDD
AHAHAHAHHA. JFC. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DRUG-DEALER!TYSON. THAT'S ALL KINDS OF HILARIOUS. AND SO TRUE. I WOULD GO MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AND THEN BUY IT FROM TYSON JUST BECAUSE HE'S TYSON.
My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them* OH GOD I KNOW. I find myself sometimes thinking about how goddamn lucky their friends and family are to have these boys in their lives.
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. I lol'ed, because once again: true.
THEY SHOULD ALL WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAVE THAT WARNING.
AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y? LMFAO. YOU'RE AMAZING. <3
THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. HILARIOUS. MENTAL. IMAGES.
Also, the thought of Colin + Tyson in the same area is breaking my brain. I think I have a type. Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, razor sharp cheekbones omg.
THEY'RE BEING ALL DARK AND BROODY AND SJKDFJSKLDJFLSKDF. (And both also wearing something around their wrist? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE)
OH MAN, SICKFIC OWNS MY SOUL LIKE WHOA. *HEARTS YOU*
I WILL BE. I FEAR MY DEGREE COURSE MAY SUFFER DUE TO THIS.
...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T. *insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it. "GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT." "Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP. OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
OH GOD, KID!FIC. KID!FIC, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. ON TOP OF THE MUSIC AND LYRICS AU AND ALL THE OTHER AUS, BUT. BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF! FML.
Oh wells. Special Hell will be so much more interesting with fic to write! Tyson trying to convince the 8 year old he's been saddled with that he's not Mr. Creepy and not having the first clue how to regulate sweet-intake and ending up with the hyperest kid on the block and oooooh. WORST/BEST DAD EVER. :DDD Punishments? Say what now? Oh, I'm sorry, what is this "school" of which you speak?
I am cradling a giant mug of tea atm (so English it hurts, baby! :D) and this makes me very happy. This mug is huge, it's like a freaking bowl, and the amount of caffeine I've crammed in there along with the tea!squee means the rest of this comment may not be so coherent. Also, tea!squee, caffeine and AAR? Yeah, no way this makes sense from here on out. :D
AHAHAHAHAHA CHRIS DRUG DEALING. I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST. AHAHAHAHA, WORST DRUG DEALER EVAAARRR. GOOD - I'D TAKE SOME JUST BECAUSE CHRIS WAS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING - ON WHICH NOTE, AHAHAHAHA, TYSON DRUG DEALER, WHO WOULD EVER SAY NO? "BEST HIGH OF YOUR LIFE, MAN, YOU'LL SEE HEAVEN, I PROMISE. WOULD THIS FACE LIE TO YOU!?" - BUT ALSO, HORRIFICALLY BAD. BECAUSE. CHRIS. *smishes him*
I just love how sweethearted (*stealthily nabs word from Tyson*) this band is! I never want to meet any of the other people I fangirl IRL - Jensen'n'Jared, the Merlin cast (possible exception of Colin *smishes also*), Doctor Who, whoever, because I'm afraid that they'd be dicks and crush my dreams :D - but these guys are total exceptions. My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. :D
"THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y?" Y. "DANGER OF DEATH BY ADORABLENESS.
"now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES." - IDEK, I'm not the biggest House fan - I've liked the few episodes I've watched, never got into it, but liked it, y'know? AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?" THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. IDE CARE, I JUST WANT THEM ON THERE, DAMMIT. :D
Comment is getting ridiculously long. Going to shut up now. :D
This picspam < you. *snuggles back with you* THAT FIC, IT WILL BE WRITTEN. AM IN A DIFFICULT PART OF SICKFIC, BUT AS SOON AS I HAVE FOUGHT THROUGH THAT? IT WILL BE DONE, MY MISTRESS. *glompage*
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Oh shit man. And then you know when Tyson gets one of those HUMONGOUS GRINS that make him look slightly insane? The kid would totally burst into tears. HAHAHAHA.
Oh god, my love of tea is very English-like, so I totes sympathize. =DDD
AHAHAHAHHA. JFC. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DRUG-DEALER!TYSON. THAT'S ALL KINDS OF HILARIOUS. AND SO TRUE. I WOULD GO MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AND THEN BUY IT FROM TYSON JUST BECAUSE HE'S TYSON.
My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
OH GOD I KNOW. I find myself sometimes thinking about how goddamn lucky their friends and family are to have these boys in their lives.
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love.
I lol'ed, because once again: true.
THEY SHOULD ALL WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAVE THAT WARNING.
AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?
LMFAO. YOU'RE AMAZING. <3
THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH.
HILARIOUS. MENTAL. IMAGES.
Also, the thought of Colin + Tyson in the same area is breaking my brain. I think I have a type. Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, razor sharp cheekbones omg.
THEY'RE BEING ALL DARK AND BROODY AND SJKDFJSKLDJFLSKDF. (And both also wearing something around their wrist? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE)
OH MAN, SICKFIC OWNS MY SOUL LIKE WHOA. *HEARTS YOU*
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...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
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*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY
Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it.
"GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT."
"Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW.
JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
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