I WILL BE. I FEAR MY DEGREE COURSE MAY SUFFER DUE TO THIS.
...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T. *insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it. "GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT." "Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP. OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
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*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY
Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it.
"GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT."
"Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW.
JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
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