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xaritomene August 30 2009, 10:19:15 UTC

“I shove them in front of all my friends and go, "look, this guy is left-handed, but he can play right-handed bass; isn't he just so ridiculously talented??!"” DUDE. DUUUUDE. TYSON IS LEFT-HANDED!? SO. MUCH. LOVE. I don’t even know what to do with myself. I also don’t know what it is about left-handers, I just have an unreasoning love for them. Possibly it’s a family thing? IDEK. I JUST LOVE ALL OF THEM FOR THEIR INHERENT TRAITS AND IT’S POSSIBLE THAT THAT MAKES ME THE CREEPIEST STALKER IN THE SCHOOLYARD. AFTER THIS PICSPAM IS DONE I WILL GO BACK INTO MY BOX. AND WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT REAL PEOPLE. OH YEAH, BABY.

OK, so, firstly, AAR own a sex doll. Nothing about this is not faintly disturbing. The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?

BUT THEY ARE EPIC FOR IT ANYWAY. MY LOVE > THEIR CREEPY SEX DOLL THING. O.o
Nick Wheeler > baby animals and babies - I agree with this statement. :D

“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.

Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.

I envy him his talents. :D

TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT. OH GOD, I THINK MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED. SO SORRY. BRB WHEN HAVE SCRAPED BITS OF BRAIN OFF COMPUTER SCREEN.

Baaaack!

“And then he starts stripping, which should be funny, except for the fact that Dance Inside is being played in the background. And when you actually think about it, Tyson removing his shirt + Dance Inside = really no laughing matter.” - OK, no fair. Then you hit me with THAT again, and I had to go and lie down in a darkened room for a bit. My nosebleed nearly gave me EPIC BLOODLOSS.

And I am blaming Tyson. *grin*

NICK LOVES CHRIS AND TALKS ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. I’M NOT SURE WHETHER TO AWW AT THE CUTE OR BE FRIGHTENED BY THAT JUXTAPOSITION, RIGHT THERE.

”because everyone loves a good juxtaposition. Oh, Tyson. I bought that episode of House just to see you. Obsessed? Moi? Never. :D

FOR A MINUTE THIS WAS EXACTLY A THOUSAND WORDS AND I THOUGHT, NO. NO, MUST STOP HERE. MUST TRY AND SALVAGE WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BRAIN, MY PRIDE AND MY NORMALITY. OOPS, TOO LATE. APPEAR NORMAL. SO I SHALL. I SHALL JUST LEAVE YOU WITH EPIC LOVE, MY DARLING. EEEEEPIIIIIC LOOOOOOVE. *tackleglomps you* OMG. REQUEST ANY FIC YOU LIKE AND I SHALL WRITE IT FOR LOVE OF YOU. *adores on you*

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popcultaddict August 30 2009, 11:05:41 UTC
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS A LEFTY I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE HE IS, AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS." IF YOU ARE CREEPY, THEN I AM YOUR PARTNER IN CREEP. WE'RE GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL, AND I DON'T EVEN CARE, AS LONG AS IT HAS THE INTERNET.

The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?
I lol'ed IRL over this, because you basically voiced my thoughts. LULZ.

“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.
Ikr. Oh Nick, how so gay? <333

Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.
OMFG, YES. HAHAHA. 99% of the time, I find his quirky style mindblowingly hot, but with that I was just like, "*finger snap, Tyra Banks head wobble* Oh boy, what were you thinking?"

TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT.
HE IS THE BIGGEST DORK TO EVER DORK.

HAHAHAHHA. I AM SORRY BB. THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y? DANGER: POSSIBLE HEALTH HAZARD.

THAT SCENE IS SO TRIPPY FOR ME. LIKE, THEY LOOK SO SWEET AND CUDDLY IN THE CAPS, BUT I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. LMFAO.

Dude, dude. The thing is, I'm a bit of a House fangirl, and I own all the DVDs. Because that particular ep was teh Move Along era, I was already fangirling them quite a bit, and so was insanely excited when I saw him in it, but my love for them has seriously skyrocketed even further upwards this past year, and now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES.

YOU. YOU ARE SO DAMN AWESOME IT HURTS. *SNUGGLES YOU FOREVER AND EVER* YOU CAN SIT BESIDE ME WHEN THE WORLD COMES DOWN, YO. ;) SDJFKLSDF. YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING MY DAY BY WRITING THE TYSON-MOURNS-QUIETLY-AT-THE-PIANO-OVER-HIS-GREAT-EPIC-LOVE-FOR-NICK-AND-THEN-ALL-IS-WELL-BECAUSE-THEY-EVENTUALLY-STOP-BEING-SILLY-BOYS-AND-LIVE-HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER FIC. =DDDDD

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