"Tyson sitting there playing softly to himself! Look how teeny he is in front of the piano! Oh my heart. It's just so darling. And also kind of angsty and mournful. Someone write Nick/Ty fic about this!" - I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you!
“Nicky, shut up with your cuteness.” - This entire band does that. They’re like puppies in a basket with an ENORMOUS BOW on top, all cute and shit. AND THEY JUST DON’T STOP. THEY LIKE THE DURACELL BUNNY OF CUTE SHIT. FR SRS. :D
“Tyson in this bit seriously makes me melt like nothing else on this earth EVER. "What's up! What's your name dude?" HOW IS HE SO SWEET? I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND INTRODUCE HIM TO MY MUM. THEY COULD BOND OVER THEIR INXS LOVE.” - OK, firstly, your mum likes INXS, which makes you the coolest person ever - my parents bonded over their love of Bach, seriously. o.O - and also, Tyson said so when you met him, so you MUST have won the Cool Award 2009. And possibly forever after that, having made this picspam. BUT, most of all!? TYSON BEING CUTE WITH KIDS, MY GOD. BRB, OVARIES EXPLODING. He doesn’t like kids. This is no impediment to me, because, ha! I am a hardened fangirl. :D Also, it is no impediment to the vast number of kid!fics I am now planning. TYSON + KID + PHONING NICK FOR ADVICE = CUTEST THING EVER, Y/Y?
“Tyson's showy hands! (Boy would be an excellent salesman. At least, I'd buy anything he tries to sell. "Would you like to buy this ridiculously expensive yet utterly useless contraption?" "What does it do?" "I dunno." "I'll take 50 please!") Nick's widdle pout! Mike's utter refusal to be anything less than a gigantic ray of sunshine! CHRIS'S SHY HALF SMILE OMG.” - NOTHING ABOUT THAT PARAGRAPH IS NOT MADE OF EVER LOVING WIN. SERIOUSLY. TYSON AS A SALES MAN! - and yes, I would like that ionising discombobulator, thank you for showing up at my door with YOUR FACE to sell it to me *grins madly* - AND MIKE AS A GIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE. ♥ FOREVER, BB.
And may I just show you ALL THE LOVE I HAVE for the fact that they have a freaking “moment with Chris Gaylor” screencap!? THIS BAAAAAAAAND!!! *collapses under deluge of cute*
"I'm extremely easy to pick on, I'll tell you that. If there was a dude in the band that gets a lot of shit, it's me. If you can figure out why, I'd like to know so I can change that. But I'm pretty sure it's something I'm doing. No actually, no fuck that - it's because the other three guys are assholes."
This band, it makes me go all capslocky. ^_^ AND THEY FUCKING PLAY FIGHT. THEY PLAY FIGHT, MY GOD. MY GLORIOUS, MERCIFUL GOD.
Chris’ pout. CHRIS FUCKING GAYLOR’S POUT. I. OOOOOOH.
At this point, I actually have to take a break from your picspam OF GLORIOUS AWESOMENESS because of a cute overload. Brb. BAAAAACK!
“so I can introduce him to people and be like, "this is my son, ISN'T HE THE MOST DEAR THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?”” - AHAHAHA 100% JUSTIFIED PARENTAL PRIDE IS A GLORIOUS THING. *pets Nicky*
“We come from a place where our parents would slap us if we didn't say thank you for something."” - AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I LOVE THEM SO. THEY AREN’T JUST ROCKSTARS, THEY’RE NICE ROCKSTARS WHOSE MAMAS RAISED THEM POLITE. AND HOW RAARE (sorry, couldn’t resist :D) IS THAT!?
Also, mine would too, and I like to have things in common with people I like. *grin*
HAVING NEVER MET THEM IS NO IMPEDIMENT.
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“I shove them in front of all my friends and go, "look, this guy is left-handed, but he can play right-handed bass; isn't he just so ridiculously talented??!"” DUDE. DUUUUDE. TYSON IS LEFT-HANDED!? SO. MUCH. LOVE. I don’t even know what to do with myself. I also don’t know what it is about left-handers, I just have an unreasoning love for them. Possibly it’s a family thing? IDEK. I JUST LOVE ALL OF THEM FOR THEIR INHERENT TRAITS AND IT’S POSSIBLE THAT THAT MAKES ME THE CREEPIEST STALKER IN THE SCHOOLYARD. AFTER THIS PICSPAM IS DONE I WILL GO BACK INTO MY BOX. AND WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT REAL PEOPLE. OH YEAH, BABY.
OK, so, firstly, AAR own a sex doll. Nothing about this is not faintly disturbing. The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?
BUT THEY ARE EPIC FOR IT ANYWAY. MY LOVE > THEIR CREEPY SEX DOLL THING. O.o Nick Wheeler > baby animals and babies - I agree with this statement. :D
“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.
Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.
I envy him his talents. :D
TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT. OH GOD, I THINK MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED. SO SORRY. BRB WHEN HAVE SCRAPED BITS OF BRAIN OFF COMPUTER SCREEN.
Baaaack!
“And then he starts stripping, which should be funny, except for the fact that Dance Inside is being played in the background. And when you actually think about it, Tyson removing his shirt + Dance Inside = really no laughing matter.” - OK, no fair. Then you hit me with THAT again, and I had to go and lie down in a darkened room for a bit. My nosebleed nearly gave me EPIC BLOODLOSS.
And I am blaming Tyson. *grin*
NICK LOVES CHRIS AND TALKS ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. I’M NOT SURE WHETHER TO AWW AT THE CUTE OR BE FRIGHTENED BY THAT JUXTAPOSITION, RIGHT THERE.
”because everyone loves a good juxtaposition. Oh, Tyson. I bought that episode of House just to see you. Obsessed? Moi? Never. :D
FOR A MINUTE THIS WAS EXACTLY A THOUSAND WORDS AND I THOUGHT, NO. NO, MUST STOP HERE. MUST TRY AND SALVAGE WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BRAIN, MY PRIDE AND MY NORMALITY. OOPS, TOO LATE. APPEAR NORMAL. SO I SHALL. I SHALL JUST LEAVE YOU WITH EPIC LOVE, MY DARLING. EEEEEPIIIIIC LOOOOOOVE. *tackleglomps you* OMG. REQUEST ANY FIC YOU LIKE AND I SHALL WRITE IT FOR LOVE OF YOU. *adores on you*
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS A LEFTY I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE HE IS, AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS." IF YOU ARE CREEPY, THEN I AM YOUR PARTNER IN CREEP. WE'RE GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL, AND I DON'T EVEN CARE, AS LONG AS IT HAS THE INTERNET.
The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!? I lol'ed IRL over this, because you basically voiced my thoughts. LULZ.
“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly. Ikr. Oh Nick, how so gay? <333
Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing. OMFG, YES. HAHAHA. 99% of the time, I find his quirky style mindblowingly hot, but with that I was just like, "*finger snap, Tyra Banks head wobble* Oh boy, what were you thinking?"
TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT. HE IS THE BIGGEST DORK TO EVER DORK.
HAHAHAHHA. I AM SORRY BB. THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y? DANGER: POSSIBLE HEALTH HAZARD.
THAT SCENE IS SO TRIPPY FOR ME. LIKE, THEY LOOK SO SWEET AND CUDDLY IN THE CAPS, BUT I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. LMFAO.
Dude, dude. The thing is, I'm a bit of a House fangirl, and I own all the DVDs. Because that particular ep was teh Move Along era, I was already fangirling them quite a bit, and so was insanely excited when I saw him in it, but my love for them has seriously skyrocketed even further upwards this past year, and now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES.
YOU. YOU ARE SO DAMN AWESOME IT HURTS. *SNUGGLES YOU FOREVER AND EVER* YOU CAN SIT BESIDE ME WHEN THE WORLD COMES DOWN, YO. ;) SDJFKLSDF. YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING MY DAY BY WRITING THE TYSON-MOURNS-QUIETLY-AT-THE-PIANO-OVER-HIS-GREAT-EPIC-LOVE-FOR-NICK-AND-THEN-ALL-IS-WELL-BECAUSE-THEY-EVENTUALLY-STOP-BEING-SILLY-BOYS-AND-LIVE-HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER FIC. =DDDDD
HOLY CRAP I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. YOUR COMMENT(S!) MAKE ME A HUGE BIG BALL OF GLEE.
I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you! JFKSLJDFLKSD. *worships at your feet* But can it have a happy ending? XD
YES. YES. EXACTLY. FUZZY PUPPIES WITH HUGE BROWN PLEADING EYES.
HEEE! Tyson's word = law. Y/Y? ;)
This is no impediment to me, because, ha! I am a hardened fangirl. LOL IKR. ME TOO. And omg, kid!fic would kill me with adorable - MEANING YES, CUTEST THING EVAR. OUR OVARIES WILL NEVER RECOVER.
Dude, totally! All Ty would have to do is smile at me, and I would be at his mercy. MIKE AS A GIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE REMINDS ME OF THAT FIC BY fizzyblogic WHERE HE'S A PONY, AND TY IS A RAINBOW, NICK IS A UNICORN (!!!) AND CHRIS IS A WATERFALL. BEST CRACK EVER.
*picks you up from cute-induced collapse* <3 They will be the death of us, I swear.
I KNOW I KNOW. I JUST THINK OF CHRIS DRUG-DEALING AND I COLLAPSE INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER, B/C HE IS A GREAT BIG SOFTIE.
The play fight may just be the greatest thing in the history of great things!
THEY’RE NICE ROCKSTARS WHOSE MAMAS RAISED THEM POLITE. AND HOW RAARE (sorry, couldn’t resist :D) IS THAT!? THAT WHOLE SENTENCE IS EPIC WIN. (THEIR INITIALS MAKE IT SO EASY TO DROP PUNS ALL OVER THE PLACE)
Haha, my mama too. Clearly we were both ~destined~ to fangirl these guys!
OH GOD, KID!FIC. KID!FIC, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. ON TOP OF THE MUSIC AND LYRICS AU AND ALL THE OTHER AUS, BUT. BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF! FML.
Oh wells. Special Hell will be so much more interesting with fic to write! Tyson trying to convince the 8 year old he's been saddled with that he's not Mr. Creepy and not having the first clue how to regulate sweet-intake and ending up with the hyperest kid on the block and oooooh. WORST/BEST DAD EVER. :DDD Punishments? Say what now? Oh, I'm sorry, what is this "school" of which you speak?
I am cradling a giant mug of tea atm (so English it hurts, baby! :D) and this makes me very happy. This mug is huge, it's like a freaking bowl, and the amount of caffeine I've crammed in there along with the tea!squee means the rest of this comment may not be so coherent. Also, tea!squee, caffeine and AAR? Yeah, no way this makes sense from here on out. :D
AHAHAHAHAHA CHRIS DRUG DEALING. I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST. AHAHAHAHA, WORST DRUG DEALER EVAAARRR. GOOD - I'D TAKE SOME JUST BECAUSE CHRIS WAS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING - ON WHICH NOTE, AHAHAHAHA, TYSON DRUG DEALER, WHO WOULD EVER SAY NO? "BEST HIGH OF YOUR LIFE, MAN, YOU'LL SEE HEAVEN, I PROMISE. WOULD THIS FACE LIE TO YOU!?" - BUT ALSO, HORRIFICALLY BAD. BECAUSE. CHRIS. *smishes him*
I just love how sweethearted (*stealthily nabs word from Tyson*) this band is! I never want to meet any of the other people I fangirl IRL - Jensen'n'Jared, the Merlin cast (possible exception of Colin *smishes also*), Doctor Who, whoever, because I'm afraid that they'd be dicks and crush my dreams :D - but these guys are total exceptions. My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. :D
"THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y?" Y. "DANGER OF DEATH BY ADORABLENESS.
"now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES." - IDEK, I'm not the biggest House fan - I've liked the few episodes I've watched, never got into it, but liked it, y'know? AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?" THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. IDE CARE, I JUST WANT THEM ON THERE, DAMMIT. :D
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This picspam < you. *snuggles back with you* THAT FIC, IT WILL BE WRITTEN. AM IN A DIFFICULT PART OF SICKFIC, BUT AS SOON AS I HAVE FOUGHT THROUGH THAT? IT WILL BE DONE, MY MISTRESS. *glompage*
YOU'LL PRETTY MUCH BE WRITING AAR FIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WON'T YOU? I'M CERTAINLY NOT COMPLAINING. XD
Oh shit man. And then you know when Tyson gets one of those HUMONGOUS GRINS that make him look slightly insane? The kid would totally burst into tears. HAHAHAHA.
Oh god, my love of tea is very English-like, so I totes sympathize. =DDD
AHAHAHAHHA. JFC. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DRUG-DEALER!TYSON. THAT'S ALL KINDS OF HILARIOUS. AND SO TRUE. I WOULD GO MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AND THEN BUY IT FROM TYSON JUST BECAUSE HE'S TYSON.
My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them* OH GOD I KNOW. I find myself sometimes thinking about how goddamn lucky their friends and family are to have these boys in their lives.
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. I lol'ed, because once again: true.
THEY SHOULD ALL WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAVE THAT WARNING.
AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y? LMFAO. YOU'RE AMAZING. <3
THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. HILARIOUS. MENTAL. IMAGES.
Also, the thought of Colin + Tyson in the same area is breaking my brain. I think I have a type. Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, razor sharp cheekbones omg.
THEY'RE BEING ALL DARK AND BROODY AND SJKDFJSKLDJFLSKDF. (And both also wearing something around their wrist? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE)
OH MAN, SICKFIC OWNS MY SOUL LIKE WHOA. *HEARTS YOU*
I WILL BE. I FEAR MY DEGREE COURSE MAY SUFFER DUE TO THIS.
...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T. *insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it. "GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT." "Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP. OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
"Tyson sitting there playing softly to himself! Look how teeny he is in front of the piano! Oh my heart. It's just so darling. And also kind of angsty and mournful. Someone write Nick/Ty fic about this!" - I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you!
“Nicky, shut up with your cuteness.” - This entire band does that. They’re like puppies in a basket with an ENORMOUS BOW on top, all cute and shit. AND THEY JUST DON’T STOP. THEY LIKE THE DURACELL BUNNY OF CUTE SHIT. FR SRS. :D
“Tyson in this bit seriously makes me melt like nothing else on this earth EVER. "What's up! What's your name dude?" HOW IS HE SO SWEET? I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND INTRODUCE HIM TO MY MUM. THEY COULD BOND OVER THEIR INXS LOVE.” - OK, firstly, your mum likes INXS, which makes you the coolest person ever - my parents bonded over their love of Bach, seriously. o.O - and also, Tyson said so when you met him, so you MUST have won the Cool Award 2009. And possibly forever after that, having made this picspam. BUT, most of all!? TYSON BEING CUTE WITH KIDS, MY GOD. BRB, OVARIES EXPLODING. He doesn’t like kids. This is no impediment to me, because, ha! I am a hardened fangirl. :D Also, it is no impediment to the vast number of kid!fics I am now planning. TYSON + KID + PHONING NICK FOR ADVICE = CUTEST THING EVER, Y/Y?
“Tyson's showy hands! (Boy would be an excellent salesman. At least, I'd buy anything he tries to sell. "Would you like to buy this ridiculously expensive yet utterly useless contraption?" "What does it do?" "I dunno." "I'll take 50 please!") Nick's widdle pout! Mike's utter refusal to be anything less than a gigantic ray of sunshine! CHRIS'S SHY HALF SMILE OMG.” - NOTHING ABOUT THAT PARAGRAPH IS NOT MADE OF EVER LOVING WIN. SERIOUSLY. TYSON AS A SALES MAN! - and yes, I would like that ionising discombobulator, thank you for showing up at my door with YOUR FACE to sell it to me *grins madly* - AND MIKE AS A GIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE. &HEARTS; FOREVER, BB.
And may I just show you ALL THE LOVE I HAVE for the fact that they have a freaking “moment with Chris Gaylor” screencap!? THIS BAAAAAAAAND!!! *collapses under deluge of cute*
"I'm extremely easy to pick on, I'll tell you that. If there was a dude in the band that gets a lot of shit, it's me. If you can figure out why, I'd like to know so I can change that. But I'm pretty sure it's something I'm doing. No actually, no fuck that - it's because the other three guys are assholes."
LULZ. CHRIS. HARDCORE, DRUG-DEALING, CALLUS-GLUING CHRIS. MY LOOOOOOVE. :D SO. MUCH. LOVE.
This band, it makes me go all capslocky. ^_^
AND THEY FUCKING PLAY FIGHT. THEY PLAY FIGHT, MY GOD. MY GLORIOUS, MERCIFUL GOD.
Chris’ pout. CHRIS FUCKING GAYLOR’S POUT. I. OOOOOOH.
At this point, I actually have to take a break from your picspam OF GLORIOUS AWESOMENESS because of a cute overload. Brb.
BAAAAACK!
“so I can introduce him to people and be like, "this is my son, ISN'T HE THE MOST DEAR THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?”” - AHAHAHA 100% JUSTIFIED PARENTAL PRIDE IS A GLORIOUS THING. *pets Nicky*
“We come from a place where our parents would slap us if we didn't say thank you for something."” - AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I LOVE THEM SO. THEY AREN’T JUST ROCKSTARS, THEY’RE NICE ROCKSTARS WHOSE MAMAS RAISED THEM POLITE. AND HOW RAARE (sorry, couldn’t resist :D) IS THAT!?
Also, mine would too, and I like to have things in common with people I like. *grin*
HAVING NEVER MET THEM IS NO IMPEDIMENT.
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“I shove them in front of all my friends and go, "look, this guy is left-handed, but he can play right-handed bass; isn't he just so ridiculously talented??!"” DUDE. DUUUUDE. TYSON IS LEFT-HANDED!? SO. MUCH. LOVE. I don’t even know what to do with myself. I also don’t know what it is about left-handers, I just have an unreasoning love for them. Possibly it’s a family thing? IDEK. I JUST LOVE ALL OF THEM FOR THEIR INHERENT TRAITS AND IT’S POSSIBLE THAT THAT MAKES ME THE CREEPIEST STALKER IN THE SCHOOLYARD. AFTER THIS PICSPAM IS DONE I WILL GO BACK INTO MY BOX. AND WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT REAL PEOPLE. OH YEAH, BABY.
OK, so, firstly, AAR own a sex doll. Nothing about this is not faintly disturbing. The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?
BUT THEY ARE EPIC FOR IT ANYWAY. MY LOVE > THEIR CREEPY SEX DOLL THING. O.o
Nick Wheeler > baby animals and babies - I agree with this statement. :D
“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.
Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.
I envy him his talents. :D
TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT. OH GOD, I THINK MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED. SO SORRY. BRB WHEN HAVE SCRAPED BITS OF BRAIN OFF COMPUTER SCREEN.
Baaaack!
“And then he starts stripping, which should be funny, except for the fact that Dance Inside is being played in the background. And when you actually think about it, Tyson removing his shirt + Dance Inside = really no laughing matter.” - OK, no fair. Then you hit me with THAT again, and I had to go and lie down in a darkened room for a bit. My nosebleed nearly gave me EPIC BLOODLOSS.
And I am blaming Tyson. *grin*
NICK LOVES CHRIS AND TALKS ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. I’M NOT SURE WHETHER TO AWW AT THE CUTE OR BE FRIGHTENED BY THAT JUXTAPOSITION, RIGHT THERE.
”because everyone loves a good juxtaposition. Oh, Tyson. I bought that episode of House just to see you. Obsessed? Moi? Never. :D
FOR A MINUTE THIS WAS EXACTLY A THOUSAND WORDS AND I THOUGHT, NO. NO, MUST STOP HERE. MUST TRY AND SALVAGE WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BRAIN, MY PRIDE AND MY NORMALITY. OOPS, TOO LATE. APPEAR NORMAL. SO I SHALL. I SHALL JUST LEAVE YOU WITH EPIC LOVE, MY DARLING. EEEEEPIIIIIC LOOOOOOVE. *tackleglomps you* OMG. REQUEST ANY FIC YOU LIKE AND I SHALL WRITE IT FOR LOVE OF YOU. *adores on you*
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The fact that their frontman then DANCES WITH IT ON STAGE and they STICK PENS IN IT both negates and UPS the creepy!factor. I. Ew. And also, tf!?
I lol'ed IRL over this, because you basically voiced my thoughts. LULZ.
“Nick watches the Food Network!” - brb, flailing horribly.
Ikr. Oh Nick, how so gay? <333
Also, Tyson can sell you things even whilst wearing the most horrible clothes known to man. It’s a thing.
OMFG, YES. HAHAHA. 99% of the time, I find his quirky style mindblowingly hot, but with that I was just like, "*finger snap, Tyra Banks head wobble* Oh boy, what were you thinking?"
TYSON IS WEARING A DOCTOR ZHIVAGO HAT.
HE IS THE BIGGEST DORK TO EVER DORK.
HAHAHAHHA. I AM SORRY BB. THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y? DANGER: POSSIBLE HEALTH HAZARD.
THAT SCENE IS SO TRIPPY FOR ME. LIKE, THEY LOOK SO SWEET AND CUDDLY IN THE CAPS, BUT I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF THAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT TITTYFUCKING. LMFAO.
Dude, dude. The thing is, I'm a bit of a House fangirl, and I own all the DVDs. Because that particular ep was teh Move Along era, I was already fangirling them quite a bit, and so was insanely excited when I saw him in it, but my love for them has seriously skyrocketed even further upwards this past year, and now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES.
YOU. YOU ARE SO DAMN AWESOME IT HURTS. *SNUGGLES YOU FOREVER AND EVER* YOU CAN SIT BESIDE ME WHEN THE WORLD COMES DOWN, YO. ;) SDJFKLSDF. YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING MY DAY BY WRITING THE TYSON-MOURNS-QUIETLY-AT-THE-PIANO-OVER-HIS-GREAT-EPIC-LOVE-FOR-NICK-AND-THEN-ALL-IS-WELL-BECAUSE-THEY-EVENTUALLY-STOP-BEING-SILLY-BOYS-AND-LIVE-HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER FIC. =DDDDD
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I WILL MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE. :D For you!
JFKSLJDFLKSD. *worships at your feet* But can it have a happy ending? XD
YES. YES. EXACTLY. FUZZY PUPPIES WITH HUGE BROWN PLEADING EYES.
HEEE! Tyson's word = law. Y/Y? ;)
This is no impediment to me, because, ha! I am a hardened fangirl.
LOL IKR. ME TOO. And omg, kid!fic would kill me with adorable - MEANING YES, CUTEST THING EVAR. OUR OVARIES WILL NEVER RECOVER.
Dude, totally! All Ty would have to do is smile at me, and I would be at his mercy. MIKE AS A GIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE REMINDS ME OF THAT FIC BY fizzyblogic WHERE HE'S A PONY, AND TY IS A RAINBOW, NICK IS A UNICORN (!!!) AND CHRIS IS A WATERFALL. BEST CRACK EVER.
*picks you up from cute-induced collapse* <3 They will be the death of us, I swear.
I KNOW I KNOW. I JUST THINK OF CHRIS DRUG-DEALING AND I COLLAPSE INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER, B/C HE IS A GREAT BIG SOFTIE.
The play fight may just be the greatest thing in the history of great things!
THEY’RE NICE ROCKSTARS WHOSE MAMAS RAISED THEM POLITE. AND HOW RAARE (sorry, couldn’t resist :D) IS THAT!?
THAT WHOLE SENTENCE IS EPIC WIN. (THEIR INITIALS MAKE IT SO EASY TO DROP PUNS ALL OVER THE PLACE)
Haha, my mama too. Clearly we were both ~destined~ to fangirl these guys!
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OH GOD, KID!FIC. KID!FIC, DUDE, SERIOUSLY. ON TOP OF THE MUSIC AND LYRICS AU AND ALL THE OTHER AUS, BUT. BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF! FML.
Oh wells. Special Hell will be so much more interesting with fic to write! Tyson trying to convince the 8 year old he's been saddled with that he's not Mr. Creepy and not having the first clue how to regulate sweet-intake and ending up with the hyperest kid on the block and oooooh. WORST/BEST DAD EVER. :DDD Punishments? Say what now? Oh, I'm sorry, what is this "school" of which you speak?
I am cradling a giant mug of tea atm (so English it hurts, baby! :D) and this makes me very happy. This mug is huge, it's like a freaking bowl, and the amount of caffeine I've crammed in there along with the tea!squee means the rest of this comment may not be so coherent. Also, tea!squee, caffeine and AAR? Yeah, no way this makes sense from here on out. :D
AHAHAHAHAHA CHRIS DRUG DEALING. I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST. AHAHAHAHA, WORST DRUG DEALER EVAAARRR. GOOD - I'D TAKE SOME JUST BECAUSE CHRIS WAS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING - ON WHICH NOTE, AHAHAHAHA, TYSON DRUG DEALER, WHO WOULD EVER SAY NO? "BEST HIGH OF YOUR LIFE, MAN, YOU'LL SEE HEAVEN, I PROMISE. WOULD THIS FACE LIE TO YOU!?" - BUT ALSO, HORRIFICALLY BAD. BECAUSE. CHRIS. *smishes him*
I just love how sweethearted (*stealthily nabs word from Tyson*) this band is! I never want to meet any of the other people I fangirl IRL - Jensen'n'Jared, the Merlin cast (possible exception of Colin *smishes also*), Doctor Who, whoever, because I'm afraid that they'd be dicks and crush my dreams :D - but these guys are total exceptions. My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love. :D
"THIS BAND SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING Y/Y?" Y. "DANGER OF DEATH BY ADORABLENESS.
"now I positively cannot contain myself whenever I rewatch. IT'S THE BEST EP EVER SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN IT FOR 3 MINUTES." - IDEK, I'm not the biggest House fan - I've liked the few episodes I've watched, never got into it, but liked it, y'know? AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?" THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH. IDE CARE, I JUST WANT THEM ON THERE, DAMMIT. :D
Comment is getting ridiculously long. Going to shut up now. :D
This picspam < you. *snuggles back with you* THAT FIC, IT WILL BE WRITTEN. AM IN A DIFFICULT PART OF SICKFIC, BUT AS SOON AS I HAVE FOUGHT THROUGH THAT? IT WILL BE DONE, MY MISTRESS. *glompage*
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Oh shit man. And then you know when Tyson gets one of those HUMONGOUS GRINS that make him look slightly insane? The kid would totally burst into tears. HAHAHAHA.
Oh god, my love of tea is very English-like, so I totes sympathize. =DDD
AHAHAHAHHA. JFC. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DRUG-DEALER!TYSON. THAT'S ALL KINDS OF HILARIOUS. AND SO TRUE. I WOULD GO MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING IT AND THEN BUY IT FROM TYSON JUST BECAUSE HE'S TYSON.
My love for these total strangers is bordering on the TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. *draws hearts round all of them*
OH GOD I KNOW. I find myself sometimes thinking about how goddamn lucky their friends and family are to have these boys in their lives.
They are also very gay for each other, but that's an entirely seperate compartment to my love.
I lol'ed, because once again: true.
THEY SHOULD ALL WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAVE THAT WARNING.
AND THEN THEY GOT TYSON FREAKING RITTER ON THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, DUDES. BEST SHOW EVER, Y/Y?
LMFAO. YOU'RE AMAZING. <3
THE ONLY THING WHICH COULD MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE IF MERLIN HAD THE ENTIRETY OF AAR AND DAVID TENNANT IN ONE EPISODE. SRSLY. THEY COULD BE, LIKE. MINSTRELS OR SMTH.
HILARIOUS. MENTAL. IMAGES.
Also, the thought of Colin + Tyson in the same area is breaking my brain. I think I have a type. Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, razor sharp cheekbones omg.
THEY'RE BEING ALL DARK AND BROODY AND SJKDFJSKLDJFLSKDF. (And both also wearing something around their wrist? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE)
OH MAN, SICKFIC OWNS MY SOUL LIKE WHOA. *HEARTS YOU*
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...OH WELL. ^_^
YOU COMPARED COLIN AND TYSON AND MY BRAIN 'SPLODED. AGAIN. THIS SEEMS TO BE A HABIT AROUND YOU. I THINK AVOIDING YOU WOULD BE BETTER FOR MY AHAHAHAHA LITERAL MENTAL HEALTH, BUT YOU'RE LIKE A DRUG. I CAN'T.
*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
JFC. UNFORTUNATELY, I TALKED TO xrysomou JUST NOW AND WE NOW HAVE A HORRIFIC PREMISE FOR KIDFIC IN WHICH TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY. TYSON + BABY = IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF WORLD. Seriously. It would be horrifying and yet strangely addictive. Like watching a slow motion car crash.
Can you imagine minstrels!AAR? That could be the plot of the episode - saving them from being unfairly executed after Tyson commited lewd acts during performance with the Prince of Camelot, and alluded to magic in a deeply suggestive way whilst committing lewd acts with the rest of his band. SRSLY. Actually, Uther would just have Tyson executed on principle. Because he's Tyson, and much though I love the guy, he's not winning any normal prizes, is he, really? Or any subservience prizes, um, ever. Tyson plus Uther would be a recipe for DISASTER.
...mmmkay, now I REALLY want it, trufax.
ALSO, LMFAO, DRUGDEALER!TYSON. HE WOULD BE MADE OF EVEN MORE FAIL THAN DRUGDEALER!CHRIS. TOO CUTE ABOUT IT. "DUUUUUDE, DON'T BY DRUGS, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU. BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP."
Tall/lanky, dark ruffly hair, cheekbones, two people like that in one place, I have to go lie down now. ALSO, HOW MUCH WOULD TYSON SCARE COLIN!? SRSLY, OMFG.
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW. :D HOPE YOU LIKE IT BB!!!
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*insert requisite "I wish I knew how to quit you" joke here* :D
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT, IT ENDS TONIGHT." BUT I'M LIKE "I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." ....I TOTALLY JUST REVEALED THE EXTENT OF MY OBSESSION DIDN'T I? HAHA.
TYSON IS QUITE LITERALLY LEFT HOLDING THE BABY
Omg. I'm imagining the look on Ty's face, and it's freaking hilarious. Rofl, your to-write list is getting longer by the minute! <33
Dude, DUDE. Tyson would go, "HOW'RE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" and Uther would be like, "RAAAAAAAGE." Oh god, I'm lol'ing just thinking about it.
"GUARDS. EXECUTE THIS PEASANT."
"Hey, whoa U-Man, chill."
BUT, UM. OH YEAH. HERE, HAVE SOME MARY-JANE, YEAH? AND DON'T COME BACK FOR THE HARD STUFF, THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
OH SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS. I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT GOING DOWN. OH TYSON. <333
AHAHHAHAHA. COLIN WOULD BE LIKE, "OMFG, WHO IS THIS FREAK, HELP ME PLEASE BRADLEY." Except then when BJ wanders over, Ty would like, "well, hey there." To which Colin would obviously be like, "oh, hell no. MINE BITCH."
NEXT CHAPTER OF SICK FIC GOING UP, LIKE, UM, NOW.
JFKJSDKLF*$(#*(JFKLJDSLF.
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