I AM RIDICULOUSLY ILL. IT IS EITHER QUARTER TO THREE OR QUARTER TO FOUR IN THE MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHANGED YOUR CLOCK YET. I HAVE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT MY FRIEND WITH THE DYING MOTHER IS WORRIED ABOUT ME. I HATE MY FLATMATES. THEY JUST CAME IN VERY LOUDLY AND ONE OF THEM KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SHOUTED "HELLO, NICE TO SEE YOU ( Read more... )

Y/Y?


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Ugh. I'm not writing at the moment, because if I get time to eat, sleep, read and wash then I'm having a good day, to be honest. What I WILL do for now is post the beginnings of stories that I haven't finished yet, and... um... you can, like, read them, or whatever. I don't know. I'm tired. Also, my flatmates are a shower of bastards and I want to ( Read more... )

I don't know why capslock either. Anyway, I know I'm late to the party here, but I was BUSY, okay?

1. Sport Psychology Consultant - WAIT WHAT? I don't even know what this is, and I hate sport. No clue.
2. Psychologist - Oh yes. That would work out so well for everyone. "Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance!"
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LOL WHUT? HAVE SOME MUPPETS. S&M MISS PIGGY IS THE SEX.

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I AM WATCHING "TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET" AND I AM WRITING A CROSSOVER**.


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OH MY GOD

THIS SHIT IS REALLY DOING MY HEAD IN NOW

A BEGGAR CAME UP TO ME TODAY WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY FUCKING NICE ACTUALLY SANDWICH AND STARTED SHOWING ME A SCAR ON HIS LEG FROM A "STAB WOUND". OKAY LISTEN. I AM SYMPATHETIC TO THE HOMELESS. THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD AND ALL THAT. IF I HAVE CHANGE ON HAND I WILL OFTEN GIVE IT TO THEM. IF THEY ASK FOR A ROLL-UP I RARELY REFUSE. I ( Read more... )

SHUT UP
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I WOULD DO JON STEWART IN A HEARTBEAT. YES I WOULD. LOOOOK:


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