I don't know why capslock either. Anyway, I know I'm late to the party here, but I was BUSY, okay?
1. Sport Psychology Consultant - WAIT WHAT? I don't even know what this is, and I hate sport. No clue.
2. Psychologist - Oh yes. That would work out so well for everyone. "Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance!"
OH WAIT, psychologists don't actually have to talk to people, do they? That might be okay, then.
3. Actor - It's true I crept the boards in my youth. I'll probably go back to it at some point, because it's in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it? the theatrical zeal in the veins.
I'll stop that now. I will never play... the Dane. I did play Stanhope once, but I didn't have to cut my hair.
Anyway, getting to the point: I love acting but I'm still deciding whether I want to risk it or not. I can't really do the "starving" thing, I get very irritable when I'm hungy.
4. Special Effects Technician - This sounds awesome, but I would fail so hard it would send me back in time.
5. Anthropologist - I've been through how I wanted to do paleoanthropology but it didn't work out, blah blah blah, right? Maybe if I ever have the money to do a second degree.
6. Director of Photography - Again, sounds like fun, but I would not be good at this.
7. Director - Definitely. I would completely love to do this. Maybe together with the acting/writing thing.
8. Professor - Probably what I'll end up doing. It probably sounds better than it actually is. I would probably end up bitter and disillusioned.
9. Set Designer - I love set designs! I'd probably be quite good at this. I can't draw or paint or anything, but I have a good eye for detail and composition. I'm not sure if I have the imagination, but I suppose that's something that you have to develop.
10. Social Worker - Ah yes. The job that makes you kill yourself instantly. Perfect.
Bonus fun facts:
#13 was Addictions Counselor, which may be the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Is this supposed to be jobs I should do, or people I should meet?
#18 was Writer, which clearly should have been in the top five (SPORT PSYCHOLOGY CONSULTANT? CAN I HAVE SOME OF WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SMOKING?). This computer program is now on my shitlist.
Both Clergy and Religious Worker were in my top 40. Hahaha.
ETA: I stole this from
bethctg . And got the same result. Because I am that great.
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
What's Your Theme Song?