I AM RIDICULOUSLY ILL. IT IS EITHER QUARTER TO THREE OR QUARTER TO FOUR IN THE MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHANGED YOUR CLOCK YET. I HAVE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT MY FRIEND WITH THE DYING MOTHER IS WORRIED ABOUT ME. I HATE MY FLATMATES. THEY JUST CAME IN VERY LOUDLY AND ONE OF THEM KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SHOUTED "HELLO, NICE TO SEE YOU ( Read more... )

It's Vivian Mackerrell! Guess which one he is:

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I'll assume you were right, given that it's pretty fucking obvious. Quite a handsome devil, as a matter of fact.

 How DARE they? Of course Withnail is a homosexual! Can anybody truly be this obtuse?

I don't care how much trivia you know, nor how many locations you've visited; if you can't pick up on such simple subtext then you're no true fan.

Oh God.  I hate things. NO MORE WINE.

PS. OH JESUS GOD, OF FUCKING COURSE HE'S A MEMBER. OF COURSE HE WOULD BE. OH SHIT ( Read more... )

I didn't get cast in the play for which I auditioned on Monday. To be fair, there were only two female parts, and one of them was very minor (oh, guess what? It was written by a man, what a fucking surprise). Obviously, about 20 women turned up (and this was just the first audition), compared to about half as many men. So I'm not bitter or anything ( Read more... )

In roughly chronological order.

- Staying awake all night.
- Amber Benson.
- The fact that Wayne Brady as 'Malfunctioning Robot Doctor' is exactly the same as 'Wilson on Speeeeeed'.
- The painfully tousle-haired and beautiful toddler who sat behind me on the bus, bellowing to his mother that he saw a big lorry.
- My dad.
- Withnail & I on the big screen ( Read more... )

I've got a big kind of circular purple-green bruise on the back of my hand now. I don't know whether I should be worried about it or not. It's probably fine, though.

Withnail & I is on at the Cornerhouse tomorrow, so I'm going to see that with dad, and possibly Kitten. I last watched it about a month ago, or possibly a bit less, but I've never seen ( Read more... )

It's 'gay week' on FilmFour (or whatever they call it), and it's supposed to be 'FilmFour Preview' at the moment, but they seem to be showing C.R.A.Z.Y instead. It's been on for about forty or fifty minutes now and shows no signs of stopping. I hope they don't realise and cut it. I love this film.

Here's something I stole from B3ta.com. I'm in love ( Read more... )