How DARE they? Of course Withnail is a homosexual! Can anybody truly be this obtuse?
I don't care how much trivia you know, nor how many locations you've visited; if you can't pick up on such simple subtext then you're no true fan.
Oh God. I hate things. NO MORE WINE.
PS. OH JESUS GOD, OF FUCKING COURSE HE'S A MEMBER. OF COURSE HE WOULD BE. OH SHIT. I WANT TO RUN AWAY. I'M NEVER FALLING IN LOVE WITH ANYBODY EVER AGAIN. LOVE KILLS PEOPLE. OH SHIT SHIT SHIT. OH GOD, I NEED TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE AWAY FOREVER FROM THIS INTENSE PAIN.