So, vulgarweed did this first.

I went through and hit the 'what's my OTP' button a lot on the Ultimate Fandom OTP generator. They include two characters and a blurb about how they relate. Use one or more for a drabble. :D

Oberon
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Once again, the lovely people who brought you 'bird flew,' have come up with more hilarity. Gabe decided that since automated emails are often so boring, he'd jazz ours up a bit. Here's a real email I received from our test account, which will be sent out to a sales rep every time an order is successfully processed.


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While it's possible that nothing will ever top the 'win a goat' corporate e-mail I got while working at Cube Maze, I did find this taped to the office door when I got in this morning:


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I'm transcribing market focus group sessions. This made me laugh out loud.

It’s hard to pay a dollar for a little rubber bunny and have that make sense to you guys, but where am I going to find another little rubber bunny when the kid bites the ears off?

How is it possible that no one informed me that there are pictures of Jude Law, caught wanking in France, floating around the internets?

What do I keep you people around for if not to keep me up to date on important news!

I had to find out from a news site. And of course, at work, I can't go seek these pictures out, either ( Read more... )

I can't win a goat this time, but I can help ( Celebrate National Clown Week )

So, the company I work for sends out a deluge of useless emails about wider company practices, service opportunities, and 'meet the boss' blurbs on the execs. Today, though I actually felt the need to open one.

From: The Corporate Evil
To: Wage Slaves
Subject: Company News - Newsletter for May 27 - Win a Goat!Following on from the success of ( Read more... )

Today I have composed a short poem. I consider it a brillant work of art and truly evokative of deep emotional geekery.

Ode to PS3

Oh, PS3, how do
I love thee?
Let me count the blue--
Blu-ray, Bluetooth.
Is there any blue
You don't do?

I welcome your complex literary criticisms of this stunning bit of lyrical writing.

Went to the comic shop yesterday and picked up my month's haul, plus Idenity Crisis (yeah, all of it), plus one free comic and a free Batman HeroClix plus Burn In Hell (new Steve Jackson game).

Spent 53.98$ supporting the 'wake up at eleven o'clock' lifestyle of John at Atomic Comics.

Go me.

( Gotham OTPs, HeroClix style )

"Time was like a William Shatner monologue, moving slowly ever on towards some unspecified destination. . ."

-- inspired by my workday and influenced strongly by varcel.