I rely on you people!
How is it possible that no one informed me that there are pictures of Jude Law, caught wanking in France, floating around the internets?
What do I keep you people around for if not to keep me up to date on important news!
I had to find out from a news site. And of course, at work, I can't go seek these pictures out, either.
Jude Law, people.
EDIT: Apparently he was photographed naked in France, not actually wanking, which is not nearly as interesting. I'm not mad at you any more. This is now officially celebrity gossip and I'm not terribly interested in that. Masturbation, yes. Celebrities, no.
What do I keep you people around for if not to keep me up to date on important news!
I had to find out from a news site. And of course, at work, I can't go seek these pictures out, either.
Jude Law, people.
EDIT: Apparently he was photographed naked in France, not actually wanking, which is not nearly as interesting. I'm not mad at you any more. This is now officially celebrity gossip and I'm not terribly interested in that. Masturbation, yes. Celebrities, no.