Emails that make you go 'wtf, mate?'
So, the company I work for sends out a deluge of useless emails about wider company practices, service opportunities, and 'meet the boss' blurbs on the execs. Today, though I actually felt the need to open one.
From: The Corporate Evil
To: Wage Slaves
Subject: Company News - Newsletter for May 27 - Win a Goat!
. . .
Following on from the success of their last competition, the gREen Room is giving you the chance to win a goat! To coincide with World Environment Day on 5 June, [The Corporate Evil] has bought five goats, one of which you could win. To win a goat click here
. . .
I can't decide if I wish I were kidding or if this is the best thing I've ever seen.
From: The Corporate Evil
To: Wage Slaves
Subject: Company News - Newsletter for May 27 - Win a Goat!
. . .
Following on from the success of their last competition, the gREen Room is giving you the chance to win a goat! To coincide with World Environment Day on 5 June, [The Corporate Evil] has bought five goats, one of which you could win. To win a goat click here
. . .
I can't decide if I wish I were kidding or if this is the best thing I've ever seen.