You can feel it. The shiver up your spine. The chill on your arms. The hair sticking up on the back of your neck.

But before you can escape, you hear the whisper, and it contains all that is evil and foul in this world.

Maradonia...

Yep. I'm back. Deal with it.

( Chapter 44 )

Here we are, lucky 13. Let's kick this pig.

( Chapter 39 )

Just when you thought it was safe to come back to Livejournal... I'm back. And so is the fail.

I apologize for the long absence, as I've been busy with school and fighting them over my financial aid. But like I said, I'm going to get through this even if it kills me. And it's now summer; I have no plans, no parties, and no job.

Let's do it.

( Chapter 34 )

I apologize for the break; various issues beyond my control happened. But I am still here, Still tackling the fail that is... Maradonia. Hit it!

( Chapter 31 )

I'm back. U mad? I'm mad.

Whoo hoo! Part ten! My brain is officially too tough for the impending zombie apocalypse. :Db

( Chapter 27 )

I know it's been over two weeks since my last spork. Let's make a rundown of the reasons why, shall we ( Read more... )

Part nine already? Hot damn. Next few chapters are a bit on the long side, so bear with me.

( Chapter 25 )

We're back. Told ya I wasn't giving this up. Let's kick this pig.

( Chapter 21 )

Small talk isn't my thing. Just for your information. Hit it!

( Chapter 19 )

It's a minispork! For the weekends, when I do sporks, I'll do two chapters a day instead of four. Because my brain needs the break.

Are you ready? I'm so totes ready.

( Chapter 17 )