"Welcome back Panksters" indeed. I don't actually update, obviously, I just need a space to write down some thoughts ( Read more... )

I AM REALLY HAPPY TO LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE WHO HATE GAYS ARE CONSIDERED WEIRD AND STUPID.

Batman and Robin #4: JASON TODD. I am so happy that Grant Morrison decided to keep the Todd around for a villain, because he really makes a great one (sometimes). His first run as the Red Hood was le awesome king, so this pleases me already. Also, his crazy bitch friend is crazy. I absolutely adore the way Morrison writes Jason, with his silly ( Read more... )

Chpter 13Bella gets a sippy cup to drink blood from. She also thinks of NOTHING but her baby, of COURSE. No self-respecting woman puts her life before the life of a murdering baby. That would make her worthless in the eyes of Joseph Smith, so naturally Bella's accepted the fact that she's going to die because of her baby ( Read more... )

Chapter 17Alice turns her house into a rave, and the Cullens looks like fucking clowns under the crazy disco lights. Everyone's like UHHH.... NICE PARTY 9_9 OH HI BELLA, NICE PARTY 9_9 ( Read more... )

Chapter 9
Someone has been sniffing Bella's panties SOUND THE ALARM! Bella insists that she should become a vampire as soon as possible, just in case. Carlisle kicks her right in her virginial cooch, and all is well. Charlie, as usual, is left out in the rain like a redheaded child.

And then Jacob and Edward become BFF JILLS!!!!!

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So, panksters, your LiveJournal reveals...


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My "friend" Ben has dumped me as a buddy because he has a girlfriend. Neither of them are allowed to hang out with members of the opposite sex unless both of them are friends with this person, and it is done in a group activity fashion ( Read more... )

Chapter 3
Edward breaks up with Bella and moves. She has a heart attack and explodes.

Chapter 4Bella is still moping about four months after Edward dumps her ass. After estranging her friends by refusing to talk to everyone, she decides to take her friend out to see a movie. Not because she wants to, but because her dad is worried ( Read more... )

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