Chapter 4The wedding reception is, of course, the most perfect and beautiful thing ever. They meet Tanya and friends, who are some vampires from Alaska who DENIED to help the Cullen Bunch in the last book. Of course they're beautiful, but Wardo is not interested in them. He only has tawny, melted gold butterscotch eyes for Bella, who is so plain ( Read more... )

Chapter 19Edward reminds us that he speaks like he comes from the 20s by saying words like "ludicrous", which no one ever uses. It's ludicrous to suggest that any normal human would even think of it. Oh wait ( Read more... )

The fat bitch who tried to sue Bobby formed babby. If karma existed, it would have been born with fetal alcohol syndrome, or her extremely rich parents would finally stop paying for every single thing she does (SHE'S 37 AND HER PARENTS PAY FOR HER HOUSE, PHONE BILL, HORSES, WATER BILL, EVERYTHING). Or they would make her boyfriend gtfo and not ( Read more... )

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