NEW COMICS NO, NOT STEPHANIE BROWN AGAIN

Sep 16, 2009 17:51

Batman and Robin #4: JASON TODD. I am so happy that Grant Morrison decided to keep the Todd around for a villain, because he really makes a great one (sometimes). His first run as the Red Hood was le awesome king, so this pleases me already. Also, his crazy bitch friend is crazy. I absolutely adore the way Morrison writes Jason, with his silly hip lingo and excitement about justice and shiot. And lol @ them using Twitter when they destroy bad guys.

Green Arrow Black Canary #24: I love that crazy redhead who wants to bone Green Arrow. AND EFF YEAH SPEEDY SAVES THE DAY. Damn, gurl, all the ladies in this series so fine. For real though, everything in this comic is great.

Batgirl #2: IF I HAD KNOWN BATGIRL WAS ABOUT STEPHANIE BROWN, I WOULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED IT. I WILL POINTEDLY REFUSE TO PURCHASE IT FROM NOW ON, AS IF I HAVEN'T RANTED ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THAT CHARACTER ENOUGN ALREADY. BUT STILL: I HATE THIS CHARACTER. I MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY RAGE AT HER BEING BATGIRL. AND I KNOW THE SERIES WILL END WITH BABS GIVING HER A BIG OL' STAMP OF APROVAL AND A HUG OR SOME SHIT which just makes me angrier. The only highlight of Mizz Brwon being Batgirl is that Cassandra Cain is NOT Batgirl. But you know what? Hollow victory. At least they had the decency to never put Cass in anything and ignore her, anyway.

Blackest night #3: SO GOOD. Oh god, Ray Palmer, who I suddenly care about after basically ignoring forever. The Indigo Lanterns are hardcore brah, and WHO CALLED WHITE LANTERN HAL JORDAN? WHY IT WAS ME and like everyone else in the world lol. Anyway, good shit. I teared up when the smart ha;f of Firestorm turned into salt.

Deadpool: Merc With a Mouth #3: lol jokes

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, except Tiny Titans, which amounts to "lol cute".

fucking die, i am awesome though, sob, i reject this, weep, how could this happen, ew, h8, gay, punishment, cute, comics, no, green lantern, what don't you fucking understand, uh no, wut, do we deserve this, why

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