Breaking Dawn Chapter 13 and 14: This is the family chapter
Chpter 13
Bella gets a sippy cup to drink blood from. She also thinks of NOTHING but her baby, of COURSE. No self-respecting woman puts her life before the life of a murdering baby. That would make her worthless in the eyes of Joseph Smith, so naturally Bella's accepted the fact that she's going to die because of her baby.
She thinks blood smells good. Bella, who in the first book fainted when someone pricked their finger, thinks blood smells good. She didn't faint by the way. And all that business in the last book about everyone freaking out over blood doesn't happen anymore lol canon.
Bella: GOD DAMN THIS IS DELICIOUS, WHAT IS IT?
Edward: Human blood.
Bella: ...OH WELL, NEAT.
Rosalie: FUCK ALL Y'ALL I'M GETTING A BABY. I-I MEAN BELLA'S GETTING A BABY.
Jacob: EYYYYY BADA BING.
Some other wurrwolves show up and want peace with Jacobi and his rogue tribe of furries. They've all seen Leah naked lol. They make nice nice but refuse to go back, so the group of pals leave. Then some jokes for the kiddies.
Chapter 14
Emmett gives Jacob some of his clothes thanks to the bro code and NPH. Jacob's still mad that Bella's so keen on him though. She's married, so naturally she should have no male friends and care only for Edwardo. No one likes Rosalie, which is fine because she is no longer a fierce bitch.
If this had been the first book, no one would haveread it. Shame, that.
Wardo and family offer Jacobi and the brethren a home, but it smells like poo poo. And we're remind that they have gajillions of dollars due to Carlisle's drug trades.
Oh they also have an x ray machine in the house. You know, one of the really big ones. WHAT.
Alice can't see the fetus, because it's so darn special and all vampires have unique, mystic powers. Except the ones nobody gives a frak about. Then Esme hands over the goods and the Jacbi brethren go back to normal.
The end.
Bella gets a sippy cup to drink blood from. She also thinks of NOTHING but her baby, of COURSE. No self-respecting woman puts her life before the life of a murdering baby. That would make her worthless in the eyes of Joseph Smith, so naturally Bella's accepted the fact that she's going to die because of her baby.
She thinks blood smells good. Bella, who in the first book fainted when someone pricked their finger, thinks blood smells good. She didn't faint by the way. And all that business in the last book about everyone freaking out over blood doesn't happen anymore lol canon.
Bella: GOD DAMN THIS IS DELICIOUS, WHAT IS IT?
Edward: Human blood.
Bella: ...OH WELL, NEAT.
Rosalie: FUCK ALL Y'ALL I'M GETTING A BABY. I-I MEAN BELLA'S GETTING A BABY.
Jacob: EYYYYY BADA BING.
Some other wurrwolves show up and want peace with Jacobi and his rogue tribe of furries. They've all seen Leah naked lol. They make nice nice but refuse to go back, so the group of pals leave. Then some jokes for the kiddies.
Chapter 14
Emmett gives Jacob some of his clothes thanks to the bro code and NPH. Jacob's still mad that Bella's so keen on him though. She's married, so naturally she should have no male friends and care only for Edwardo. No one likes Rosalie, which is fine because she is no longer a fierce bitch.
If this had been the first book, no one would haveread it. Shame, that.
Wardo and family offer Jacobi and the brethren a home, but it smells like poo poo. And we're remind that they have gajillions of dollars due to Carlisle's drug trades.
Oh they also have an x ray machine in the house. You know, one of the really big ones. WHAT.
Alice can't see the fetus, because it's so darn special and all vampires have unique, mystic powers. Except the ones nobody gives a frak about. Then Esme hands over the goods and the Jacbi brethren go back to normal.
The end.