Breaking Dawn Chapters 10, 11, & 12: Hatred comes swifter still
Chapter 10
Bella is afraid that if Rosalie leaves, Edward and Carlisle will abort her baby. They totes will. She says she's not afraid of them though so their feelings aren't hurt, even though they're trying to remove her fetus against her will. Romantically, I imagine.
Oh, okay. The last book was fanfiction for Wuthering Heights. This one is for A Midsummer Night's Dream. Look out for correlations.
Anyway, Samimus Prime and Kate plus 8 decide to murder the Cullens to sweep the demon spawn from this world. Probably a good idea. EVERYONE SUBMITS TO THE WILL OF SAMIMUS PRIME.
Chapter 11
Jacob was born to be the pack leader, so he douchebags it up and becomes Mel Gibson.
Ugh, fuck. He leaves to warn the Cullensez that wurrwolves are after their heads, because Bella so ronery. I hate this book. Then Seth joins him. I like Seth, but FFFF REWIND. THIS IS GETTING HORRIBLE AGAIN.
LOL they call Jasper Jazz. Like the Transformer. Jasper is now a black dude.
Anyway, Seth and Jacob patrol the house, nothing happens, Emmett remains cool.
Chaper 12
Leah comes, and everyone hates her as usual because she's not a vagina on legs. I mean the girl's a bitch, but everyone she's a bitch to is fucking retarded sans Emmett, so it's all good.
Leah's pissed because everyone hates her. Everyone hates her because she's pissed. She's also pissed because she's hog wild for Sam, who hates her because she's pissed.
Carlisle knows how many chromosomes vampire have. How? We'll never know. I can't even use the drug money excuse this time.
Then they decide to have Bella drink some blood to feed her baby, which is officially good for humans.
Bella is afraid that if Rosalie leaves, Edward and Carlisle will abort her baby. They totes will. She says she's not afraid of them though so their feelings aren't hurt, even though they're trying to remove her fetus against her will. Romantically, I imagine.
Oh, okay. The last book was fanfiction for Wuthering Heights. This one is for A Midsummer Night's Dream. Look out for correlations.
Anyway, Samimus Prime and Kate plus 8 decide to murder the Cullens to sweep the demon spawn from this world. Probably a good idea. EVERYONE SUBMITS TO THE WILL OF SAMIMUS PRIME.
Chapter 11
Jacob was born to be the pack leader, so he douchebags it up and becomes Mel Gibson.
Ugh, fuck. He leaves to warn the Cullensez that wurrwolves are after their heads, because Bella so ronery. I hate this book. Then Seth joins him. I like Seth, but FFFF REWIND. THIS IS GETTING HORRIBLE AGAIN.
LOL they call Jasper Jazz. Like the Transformer. Jasper is now a black dude.
Anyway, Seth and Jacob patrol the house, nothing happens, Emmett remains cool.
Chaper 12
Leah comes, and everyone hates her as usual because she's not a vagina on legs. I mean the girl's a bitch, but everyone she's a bitch to is fucking retarded sans Emmett, so it's all good.
Leah's pissed because everyone hates her. Everyone hates her because she's pissed. She's also pissed because she's hog wild for Sam, who hates her because she's pissed.
Carlisle knows how many chromosomes vampire have. How? We'll never know. I can't even use the drug money excuse this time.
Then they decide to have Bella drink some blood to feed her baby, which is officially good for humans.