Breaking Dawn Chapters 8 and 9: WHAT ELSE ARE WOMEN GOOD FOR
Chapter 8
Wurrwolf pack are funny and likeable. And um... Jacob actually says "bada bing bada boom" casually. I'm assuming it's because is the Fonz/Le Fronz.
Quil hangs out with his three year-old girlfriend, tells Jacob he's had makeup put on him. He looked hot in it. Jacob describes him as a "patsy", because he has never heard of fag before/is the Fonz.
Jacob and Quil talk about how they simply don't see the faces of the pretty girls anymore~! They just can't pay attention to breasts because they're ~*in love*~. 13 year-old girls and depressed 40 year-olds sigh 'round the world, setting themselves up for disappointment when they find out no boyfriend does that. No boyfriend that isn't lying, anyway. He's looking at her butt in the reflection of the spoon, honey, you know it's true.
One of the fellas is off bonking his hot girlfriend. Nobody in the pack wants to see her naked, because they are all 12 and think girls are icky.
Anyway, Charlie tells Billy that Carlisle told him that Bella got swine flu in South America and has been quarantined. In his house. No one suspects a thing.
Sam decides the pack won't kill the Cullensez, because Bella chose to be mutilated by them. Jacob decides to murder them all.
Chapter 9
Jacob becomes a stalker. He goes to Wardo's house, sees pregnant Bella, and then starts the ANCIENT INJUN RAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Edward offers to rent Bella out to Jacob as a sex machine so she can have lots of babies with him, because her Edward baby is a disaster.
Jacob agrees to abort Bella's baby in return for fucking the shit out of her. If he fails, he gets to murder Edward. All this is very romantic in Bizarro land, I'm sure.
Wurrwolf pack are funny and likeable. And um... Jacob actually says "bada bing bada boom" casually. I'm assuming it's because is the Fonz/Le Fronz.
Quil hangs out with his three year-old girlfriend, tells Jacob he's had makeup put on him. He looked hot in it. Jacob describes him as a "patsy", because he has never heard of fag before/is the Fonz.
Jacob and Quil talk about how they simply don't see the faces of the pretty girls anymore~! They just can't pay attention to breasts because they're ~*in love*~. 13 year-old girls and depressed 40 year-olds sigh 'round the world, setting themselves up for disappointment when they find out no boyfriend does that. No boyfriend that isn't lying, anyway. He's looking at her butt in the reflection of the spoon, honey, you know it's true.
One of the fellas is off bonking his hot girlfriend. Nobody in the pack wants to see her naked, because they are all 12 and think girls are icky.
Anyway, Charlie tells Billy that Carlisle told him that Bella got swine flu in South America and has been quarantined. In his house. No one suspects a thing.
Sam decides the pack won't kill the Cullensez, because Bella chose to be mutilated by them. Jacob decides to murder them all.
Chapter 9
Jacob becomes a stalker. He goes to Wardo's house, sees pregnant Bella, and then starts the ANCIENT INJUN RAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Edward offers to rent Bella out to Jacob as a sex machine so she can have lots of babies with him, because her Edward baby is a disaster.
Jacob agrees to abort Bella's baby in return for fucking the shit out of her. If he fails, he gets to murder Edward. All this is very romantic in Bizarro land, I'm sure.