We can keep our guns!I mean, honestly, we need to preserve the right to bear arms in our country. You never know when the Brits will try to take over again and we will need to muster up a militia because our ($439.3 billion dollar in 2007) military is not strong enough ( Read more... )

everyone, i will not be able to write in my journal in seven minutes. you won't be able to read this. all computer technology will become victim of y2k ( Read more... )

i had a strange day today. this morning i caught alex after i had philosophy. we talked about classes. alex then cursed at me a lot. i proceeded back with some comments about his gimp leg, and it all broke loose from there. he said, "we aren't best friends anymore." i said an affirmative "fine." and he replied with another "fine." we didn't arrive ( Read more... )

hello children, it's reginald. i just finished yachting, and i'm beat. my friend joseph's cleaning boy dirtied my boat, so i'm a little in shambles. i don't know why joseph insists on not bathing the boy, i mean really. i had to actually bend over the side of my yacht, and scrub it for like five seconds. it was dreadfully tiring. to think at home i ( Read more... )