My favorite sweet valley high book was all night long, because it was the closest jessica ever got to having sex with bruce. I am up watching maude, unable to sleep. All of a sudden I have dates. And I'm still so fucking depressed. I also have vox porn for you, after this morning's visit to the ent. Unfortunately, I was unable to scan it at work ( Read more... )

i'm SO TIRED. i am not doing a GOOD JOB at my DAYJOB today. even though Maude lulled me to sleep last night. it doesn't matter, really. i woke up feeling like i'd been hit by a truck, dragged myself out of bed and began Day 2: NO COFFEE, after falling off the wagon earlier in the week. back to occupying my brain with pop music ( Read more... )

I just can't stay here any longer. I've done what I can; there's an essay/series of essays/fucking enormous BOOK forthcoming, but this has got to End. Sometimes I think I'm going to lose my mind in this cube. If it weren't for gchat and surreptitious pricing of '86 mets replica jerseys (that I will never be able to afford) - I don't know what would ( Read more... )

hi, there you are. i haven't posted in over a year. mainly that's due to my work blocking our access to LJ, but it's back now. i started lj-ing b/c i was about to quit my last job and needed an outlet for my accumulating tales of jewish institutional life. i find myself now, over 3 years later, in the same situation ( Read more... )

yesterday i was 12 years old for, at least 5 minutes ( Read more... )

1.What does your LiveJournal name mean ( Read more... )

Louisa's Villainy Meme. Consider yourself tagged.

What 5 villains are most terrifying to you? Please include brief rationales and pictures.

Warren, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because he really exists.

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bklyndispatch tagged me about 10 years ago. let's see.

Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged its your turn.1)I am wearing fabulous lace boy-shorts underwear ( Read more... )