Sex with an animal would be a felonyThe Senate on Monday unanimously passed a bill that would make sexual activity with an animal a felony. The measure also would prohibit anyone from permitting sexual activity with animals they own, or from photographing or filming sex acts with animals. The companion bill is scheduled for a hearing in a ( Read more... )

I wish my first name were Alkali.

And maybe my last name could be Spleen.

I went garage-sale'ing today with my mom. We were looking for furniture for my apartment. I ended up buying a kitschy end table for 5 dollars. I'm going to decopauge it with paperback Harlequin romance novel covers.

In addition to the end table, I purchased a new board game which might be more fun than Heartthrob. I am now the proud owner of... ( Read more... )

I am so angry. Let's dim the lights and settle in for a Midnight Society-type tale ( Read more... )

A. I dyed my hair deep auburn again DAMNIT. I love it so much. Fuckin' hot. I evened up my hair too, so now its a bob. I was a breath away from getting my old badass stacked haircut, a la Victoria Beckham. Fuckin' hot ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to do this. Lists of what I could not do before surgery, and what I will do and/or already can do.

DELICIOUS.

Things I couldn't do before the surgery (AKA The Days of 6-Motrin-Every-4-Hours):Jump ( Read more... )

Yesterday I couldn't stop eating Fritos. It was the tactile reward I gave to myself for making such huge strides with my walking. My left hamstring woke up some more, thank God. I'm not nearly as angry on a daily basis now. I can almost walk quickly. It's so beautiful. The only problems I have are with my foot, and my knee snapping into hyper- ( Read more... )

I've been watching The History Channel, drinking milk, and learning about how tofu is made ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I'm leaving for the Cleveland Clinic at 5pm ( Read more... )

In my mind I can see almost every one of the photos I lost. All those memories that were invested in that goddamned cursed 1gig memory card. I should never have bought it. I tried to intervene- "Oh, I'll buy more memory this time"; Fate didn't approve; my camera was stolen ( Read more... )