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Last night we went to dinner at The Cheesecake Factory to celebrate settlement on our new mortgage (we refinanced to take advantage of the lower interest rates, and shall save a nice little sum in our monthly payment ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I was a college student, and I fell in love with my anthropology professor, who was a less-studly version of Antonio Banderas. I confessed my feelings to him just before a lecture, and was stuck in that breathless moment where you don't know how the other person will respond. As the other students were flooding into the room, he ( Read more... )

I broke my foot on Wednesday - just twenty minutes after sending momma_lizzie a text that read: I JUST GOT OGLED BY A PUNJAB.

I assumed he was staring at my bosoms (they are fabu-tastic in my new peasant blouse, with a penchant for nipple slippage. Nippage?) But maybe he was casting an evil Punjabi curse on me. Why does the Punjabi hate me and my bosoms?

So ( Read more... )

My cousin is on her way to Philly now. The Boy and i were supposed to go out for some last item Xmas gifts, but after much inner debate I decided I am in No Shape for shopping or cold weather ( Read more... )

I may have accidentally taken a double dose of my painkillers
which is the equivalent of having two of those yummy martinis that taste like candy? you know?
and, like, I get chatty when I'm tipsy, so
if there's anything you ever wanted to know, now would be the time to ask ;)

So, Vegas ( Read more... )

I do need to record that I had an excellent St. Paddy's day. I missed the last two because my father was not up for going out after Shawn died, and if Dad wasn't going there wasn't much point ( Read more... )

Last night I had drinks... in a BAR.
Well, hokay, we were at a table. But there was a bar in the building.

And there were no toddlers and there were no husbands.
Well, hokay, they dropped me off and picked me up and we sang the ABC's tipsy, but I had a whole THREE HOURS in between.

And I saw blackstone and I saw bartero and I drank martinis and it was grand ( Read more... )

Saturday: make grocery list. clean the house ( Read more... )