hanging in bars with girls
Last night I had drinks... in a BAR.
Well, hokay, we were at a table. But there was a bar in the building.
And there were no toddlers and there were no husbands.
Well, hokay, they dropped me off and picked me up and we sang the ABC's tipsy, but I had a whole THREE HOURS in between.
And I saw blackstone and I saw bartero and I drank martinis and it was grand.
I felt like a REAL PERSON.
*EDIT: Also. I did not have any cerebral discomfort while I was drinking. When I sobered up, the pressure came back, but it was not COLD. Ergo... I should remain in some perpetual state of intoxication so as to not have icy ghost pain in my head!
Well, hokay, we were at a table. But there was a bar in the building.
And there were no toddlers and there were no husbands.
Well, hokay, they dropped me off and picked me up and we sang the ABC's tipsy, but I had a whole THREE HOURS in between.
And I saw blackstone and I saw bartero and I drank martinis and it was grand.
I felt like a REAL PERSON.
*EDIT: Also. I did not have any cerebral discomfort while I was drinking. When I sobered up, the pressure came back, but it was not COLD. Ergo... I should remain in some perpetual state of intoxication so as to not have icy ghost pain in my head!