Dear KH Fanfic writertards and sex-crazed would-be rpers ( Read more... )

In general, your PWP fic should not sound like it was generated from here: http://kineticnorth.com/slashmeup/

A lot of slash fiction is interchangable. There's no personality in there. You should make your PWPs distinguishable. How Larxene has sex is going to be different from, say, ( Read more... )

(I'll stop being a profilic ranter when I go to school and I no longer have the time to read KH fics 2 hours a day. I have no life.)

People on here justifiably speak of the bad elements of the KH fandom. However, there are far worse things in fandoms. For example...

1. Though KH has many sues, what they don't have is the ability to get promoted. "Hey ( Read more... )

Doesn't mean you have to make them anorexic. Also, I believe that they would be overweight if not for all the training/excersize/sex they did.  In fact, though I haven't seen this myself, don't make a fic about a KH member being "anorexic" and angsting about it. It's just weird.

"If the queen catches her, it's off with, well, you know." - Jiminy

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So, did me some thinking while riding in the bowels of NYC this week about fanfiction. What can I say, even on vacation my thoughts turn to my favorite pasttime, badfic.

I have pet peeves with fics. My biggest?

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Last time I checked, Sora only turns into a KAWAII WITTLE NEKOCHANN lion while in the Pride Lands. In Kingdom Hearts 2. Along with the company of his animal buddies.

Maybe I'm wrong, but something is telling me that Sora doesn't have the ability to turn into NEKOCHAN! a lion whenever or wherever he pleases. Like Destiny Islands? And that he uses ( Read more... )

Not every fanfiction in the world has to have smut in it. So, when I've written something that I've spent hours on, have tried to get all the characters as IC as I possibly can, with Axel being delightfully sarky and Roxas being stubborn, with healthy amounts of dialogue and description and a plausible storyline, the last thing I want is someone ( Read more... )

So. Guys. Remember when we said keyblade + sex =/= the fun unless Sora has acquired the Dildo Keychain?

GUESS WHAT.

THE STRUGGLE BATS especially when called "mallets" AREN'T GOOD SEX TOYS EITHER. :Db

And I will repeat it again. IF YOU SAY ROXY ONE MORE TIME. I WILL KILL SOMEONE.

Condoms are important IRL, but not needed in PWPfic. Why?

1, Axel took out a pink, rubbery condom and placed it over his dick. "Gotta keep it safe." he said gleefully.

That is slightly distracting in smut. You get this image of two people rolling around in bed naked, embracing, feeling, but suddenly the mental image of a big, pink condom appears.

2. ( Read more... )