Like my last foray into preachin' to the choir, the following was not inspired by any singular event, story or person ( Read more... )

I don't know that much about Final Fantasy, pretty much getting the characterizations from KH, COM, and KH2... but Cloud's not really what a general person would call cute in this sense:

Leon blinked again. It was like having a four-year-old that had been kept in a box his entire life. And damned if it wasn’t adorable and endearing.

I am very puzzled ( Read more... )

Dear Fanartists:

I enjoy the fact that you like Leon enough to draw him. I enjoy the fact that you decided to make an homage to FF8 with Leon. However, despite our common interests I do NOT like the fact that you used Squall as a reference for Leon. Leon is RLY OLD ICK twenty-five; Squall is jail-bait seventeen. Teenagers and adults DO NOT ( Read more... )

Dear Author,

I'm reading your HPxKH fic! Yes, yours! There's lots about it I like. It's Cleon (stfu it's my crack pairing), for example. You make lots of Merlin jokes. (Specifically, the "Merlin's Beard!" "....We live with Merlin" joke.) And you set it during Order of the Phoenix, and made Cloud and Leon the DADA professors, thus getting rid of ( Read more... )

Summary: Basically Leon and Cloud partake in some sexual activities. Too bad Leon is Cloud's dad....You heard me.

( Cut for incest and sextalk. )

It's not SquallYuffie we're talking about here. No matter how many times Yuffie calls Leon 'Squall,' it's not really his name anymore. No one else calls him that. Leon clearly doesn't like it when people use his birth name. Therefore, PLEASE STOP NAME-SMUSHING SQUALL AND YUFFIE INTO AN UNPRONOUNCABLE PEANUT-BUTTER BRAND SOUNDALIKE ( Read more... )

Dear fangirl,

Please, do not put things like "Save a Chocobo, Eat a Leon" or "Leon: it's what's for dinner" in your fic. It will make people think you wrote a creepy vore fic, and say "OH, HELL NAW. *flee*" Unless the reader's either a sporker or masochistic.

Which is a shame, because your fic is actually pretty good.

Better luck next time,
Ink

So, you wanna write about the FF characters/put in FF characters who didn't appear in KH in your fic, right? That sounds dandy! But there are a few things to remember...

( Cut 'cause it got longer than I thought it would )

Leon has got the smallest uke/seme ratio for just about all the good guys of KH, and even a few of the Organization members! I'd say it's 1/10 to Sora's 3/2 and Riku's 2/5? Anyway, I read all these badfics with Leon taking his shirt off after training ( Read more... )

This is all types of pure FAIL.

I saw this awhile ago, but it just keeps gettting worse. I've read the manga Absolute Boyfriend, cute but not my type. Now, Axel in no way, shape or form, like Night. Night is nice, caring, and compassionate. Leon also wouldn't call Sora a 'childish slut', what the hell? Ugh, liking Axel/Sora has lead me to so many ( Read more... )