Why the KH fandom should count their blessings.
(I'll stop being a profilic ranter when I go to school and I no longer have the time to read KH fics 2 hours a day. I have no life.)
People on here justifiably speak of the bad elements of the KH fandom. However, there are far worse things in fandoms. For example...
1. Though KH has many sues, what they don't have is the ability to get promoted. "Hey, Ensign Mary? I'm going to make you First Officer for no reason! GTFO, Chakotay!" Also, Sues at least have a limit on how powerful they can be. They don't have, say, wands. "I'm a first year, but I know waaaay more about magic than Dumbledore because because I'M SPECIAL And when I say special, I mean "I read so many Silver RavenWolf books my brain turned into mushy goodness!" special!"
2. At least interspecies sex is rare. How hypocritical of me.
3. Sure, there's a 20 year old doing a 15 year old. But in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom, there's a 5,000 year old getting it on with a 16 year old. IN THE SAME STINKING BODY.
4. No siblings, so no one can try to say their incest paring is canon. Also, no Elricest, so no animated suit of armor making out with his human brother.
5. No Yoda, so no excuse to use bad grammar.
6. Sure, there's naga sex. But there's no certain Sue with 5 names beating the crud out of Hairgrid sexily over 40 chapters.
7. At least Organization XIII has an excuse to have yaoi secks (with the whole "we're trying to feel something" explaination, and there are only 4 girls for the male Nobodies to have hetsex with. ).
Conclusion: Yes, our fandom sucks, but parts of other fandoms suck more.
And now to whore out my fanfic.
People on here justifiably speak of the bad elements of the KH fandom. However, there are far worse things in fandoms. For example...
1. Though KH has many sues, what they don't have is the ability to get promoted. "Hey, Ensign Mary? I'm going to make you First Officer for no reason! GTFO, Chakotay!" Also, Sues at least have a limit on how powerful they can be. They don't have, say, wands. "I'm a first year, but I know waaaay more about magic than Dumbledore because because I'M SPECIAL And when I say special, I mean "I read so many Silver RavenWolf books my brain turned into mushy goodness!" special!"
2. At least interspecies sex is rare. How hypocritical of me.
3. Sure, there's a 20 year old doing a 15 year old. But in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom, there's a 5,000 year old getting it on with a 16 year old. IN THE SAME STINKING BODY.
4. No siblings, so no one can try to say their incest paring is canon. Also, no Elricest, so no animated suit of armor making out with his human brother.
5. No Yoda, so no excuse to use bad grammar.
6. Sure, there's naga sex. But there's no certain Sue with 5 names beating the crud out of Hairgrid sexily over 40 chapters.
7. At least Organization XIII has an excuse to have yaoi secks (with the whole "we're trying to feel something" explaination, and there are only 4 girls for the male Nobodies to have hetsex with. ).
Conclusion: Yes, our fandom sucks, but parts of other fandoms suck more.
And now to whore out my fanfic.