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My roommate and brother are funny lil bitches ( Read more... )

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Oh my brother is a funny funny boy.
I met up with him and his girlfriend for dinner last night.  It's a good thing that she loves him, cuz I dunno who else would put up with his ass (even if I think he's downright fucking funny).

Gina: OK - so, wanna hear what this lil shit did?
Me: HA! Sure.
Gina: Our anniversary, YEAR anniversary was January 6th.
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Random funnies

My brother, last Friday, after finding out about the date..
Matt: Dude - why don't we double that shit up
Me: oh HELL no!!! Are you fucking kiddin me?  I am not subjecting her to you on My first time going out with her!
Matt:  C'mon, think of it this way... if she can put up with me for the night, you know she's a potential keeper.

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