OK, I am going to attempt this resurgence in to the world of LJ. I used to post the most entertaining stories. Maybe not to you, but fuck - it's my journal and I kept myself entertained in looking back over some of my entries. Work has been ridiculously stressful as of late so the more entertaining moments of my life have begun to stand out just ( Read more... )

That's IT!  I have finally figured out how I will meet my end!  I know it's crazy, but the signs are all over the place.  Follow me if you will ( Read more... )

It's football Sunday and yackoff has commenced.

My dear friend findyouranswers  is mother fucking brilliant!

Being from New England... I am in the midst of watching the mother fucking Jets and the gawd damn shit sucking Colts...
I am rooting for the shit suckers cuz Rez Ryan is an asshat....I hate him more than I hate Peyton.
While discussing this, findyouranswers  stated

Which do ( Read more... )

This one is for findyouranswers

I listen to sports talk radio.  Crazy I know... but if I am not listening to my Ipod, I can't help but listen to the rantings of Toucher and Rich, or Zolak and Mazz...
In any case, today was all a flurry on my way home recapping this weekends playoff football games.  I happen to come in right as they were ripping Favre to shreds!   ( Read more... )

I admit - I have an addiction to reading Textsfromlastnight.com
It is my guilty morning pleasure.  I get in, read the news, email CGC, then read TFLN.

Today - it was full of win...

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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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Seriously...this shit is funny...

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/files/wav/armageddon.wav

OK ( Read more... )

Last evening, CGC, myself, Indie, Indie's POI (person of interest), and our youth went bowling.  Candlepin bowling to be exact.  CGC and Indie's POI had never DONE Candlepin before so it was a great experience all around.  In fact, Indie and I thought we'd be better off since neither of the other two had done it before.  That's when CGC fucked ( Read more... )

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