I talk a lot of shit cuz I can back it up...
Random funnies...
While talking to my brother.
Matt: So how was the trip to Denver?
Me: It was good!
Matt: Yea? You acclimated to the altitude alright?
Me: Yea - however, my skin HATED me though. Next time I go, I am bringing a vat of lotion!
Matt: I bring a vat of lotion everywhere I go. Different reasons though..
Me: Oh, I'm sure..
Matt: I bring my Jergen's for jerking
At the youth group last night.
New Youth: Yea, the guy downstairs with a limp was very nice..
Me: Oh, I haven't met him.
Erin: He's the salsa instructor
*whips my head around and Erin is smirking*
Me: You DIDN'T just say that!
Erin: What? Give him the benefit of the doubt. I bet he kicks ass at the meregue!
Me: You're going to fucking hell
Erin: Oh please, you have your pick of reasons on that one...
While talking to my brother.
Matt: So how was the trip to Denver?
Me: It was good!
Matt: Yea? You acclimated to the altitude alright?
Me: Yea - however, my skin HATED me though. Next time I go, I am bringing a vat of lotion!
Matt: I bring a vat of lotion everywhere I go. Different reasons though..
Me: Oh, I'm sure..
Matt: I bring my Jergen's for jerking
At the youth group last night.
New Youth: Yea, the guy downstairs with a limp was very nice..
Me: Oh, I haven't met him.
Erin: He's the salsa instructor
*whips my head around and Erin is smirking*
Me: You DIDN'T just say that!
Erin: What? Give him the benefit of the doubt. I bet he kicks ass at the meregue!
Me: You're going to fucking hell
Erin: Oh please, you have your pick of reasons on that one...