Because bullet format or conversation relaying seems to be my posting choice as of late ( Read more... )

Random funnies

My brother, last Friday, after finding out about the date..
Matt: Dude - why don't we double that shit up
Me: oh HELL no!!! Are you fucking kiddin me?  I am not subjecting her to you on My first time going out with her!
Matt:  C'mon, think of it this way... if she can put up with me for the night, you know she's a potential keeper.

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I had a date last night...
I had fun....she's cute... and I think she's pretty in to me.

We've been talking for about a month, and yesterday was the first date.  We went to John Harvard's for dinner and were suppose to go see The Other Boylen Girl.  We skipped the movie and decided to play pool instead.  We couldn't find a pool hall where we were ( Read more... )

I've been sick as a dog since Thursday.  Ick, yuck, and fuck.
Friday night while watching tv there was a rather disturbing commercial that came on...
Erin: Dude - did they just say herpes in the eye?
Me: Ummmm *slack jaw* Yea, I think that's what they just said
*insert commercial saying something about opthamologist and herpes*
Me: YUP! Herpes in your ( Read more... )