Funny conversations

[jayli]

Random funnies

My brother, last Friday, after finding out about the date..
Matt: Dude - why don't we double that shit up
Me: oh HELL no!!! Are you fucking kiddin me?  I am not subjecting her to you on My first time going out with her!
Matt:  C'mon, think of it this way... if she can put up with me for the night, you know she's a potential keeper.

Saturday prior to date
*ring*
Matt: Sooooooooooooooooo...what time is our date tonight?
Me: 5:15
Matt: 5:15 what kind of shit is that?
Me: I said let's meet ...like 5-5:30ish...so she said how about 5:15?
Matt:  I see, I see. And where are we meeting?
Me: No no fucker, I'm not telling you!
Matt: Pussy.

On the drive to youth group tonight:
Erin: *sorta yawns*
Me: *YAWWWWWWWWWWN*
Erin: Cut that shit out!!!!
Me: What??? YOU started it!!!
Erin:  No, no I sighed, with a side of sleepy.

During the date Saturday:
Jessica:  Oh my god...you really are right about everything
Me: See!! I told you!
Jessica:  Yes I am quickly learning that I will not be right...
Me: I could like you learning that quickly...