This is the type of messages I get on MySpace (this is an actual message I received today ( Read more... )

"Look how big the hole is!"
"It's so hard!"
"Bend to my will!"
"I'm so close!"
"I'm a yarn balla! First, I need to learn how to rap. I'm sure there are rap classes."

Things Melissa says while making a ball of yarn.

"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk."

Text message sent to self, line from the March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (animated)

Chloe: Once upon a time there was a dragon named Melissa. She was a vegetarian, so she died.
Melissa: Once upon a time there was a fairy princess and she was stupid. She left her wallet in the dough nut shop.

(8/19/08)

So last Thursday I went to the Writing Lab to take the Grammar-Spelling-Punctuation (GSP) test (you have to to get into journalism classes). I went to the English department to pay for it and this is how that went ( Read more... )

The Chair of the department walks up to my desk ( Read more... )

I have been left alone in the office since I've been here (at 2 p.m.) and one of the professors came in not too long ago ( Read more... )

From my Archaeology notebook:

Professor: I think it would be cool if the glaciers came back.
Me: It would be cool.
Melissa: *rolls eyes*

Written by me: I FORGET MATH WHEN BOYS COMPLIMENT ME. LOL.

Again, by me, but talking to Melissa: uBeech, uTXT, iOffered, iKnow, iEmo, iLoveyou!, iEmpathize, iToo, iHate

WHO BEEN?

M: iChew (on a pen)
R: Bless you

R: uText
M ( Read more... )

Some things that have been said this year, in and out of school ( Read more... )

Me: LOLL
Me: OBAMA IS ON MY PHONE
Matt: LOOOOOL
Me: HE CALLED ME
Me: PERSONALLY
Me: when he said "This is Barack Obama" I wanted to laugh
Matt: see, you date oneee black guy and then they all get your number.
Me: because it sounded so forced
Me: lol