Matt: I think I found god.
Me: how wonderful for yohu
Me: you*
Matt: and by god, I mean coffee.
Me: lol
Matt: OH HOLY JAVA BEAN
Matt: WE PRAISE YOU.

Me: LOLL
Me: OBAMA IS ON MY PHONE
Matt: LOOOOOL
Me: HE CALLED ME
Me: PERSONALLY
Me: when he said "This is Barack Obama" I wanted to laugh
Matt: see, you date oneee black guy and then they all get your number.
Me: because it sounded so forced
Me: lol