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Some things that have been said this year, in and out of school:
Chloe, at Julie's house: I'm a girl, I can take it out of context.
Last Friday, at Wingstop, talking about how Ryan was going to Hell:
Ryan: I've already been saved.
Jay: I can unsave you.
R: You can't unsave me--You're not Jaysus!
Still at Wingstop, Jay tries Blue Cheese dip for the first time:
J: It's like eating a dip made from dementors, there is only sadness on your tongue.
At IHOP, 9:45 in the morning, two weeks ago:
Chris: You know what's taking so long? Your Hoe-Cakes. I mean Who-Cakes!
Judith: From Hoeville..
Jay: Horton Hears a Hoe!
At the car dealership I work at, about 20 minutes before close on a Saturday:
Me, turning around to talk to an adviser: Yeah, and, OH MY GOD THERE IS A GOOD ON THE COUNTER!
Adviser: What? *sees goo* OH EWW.
Me: THERE IS A GOO--ON THE COUNTER!
Porters: HAHA, way to go Adviser, that's gross.
Me: THERE IS A GOO ON THE COUNTER!
(It turned out to be anti-bacterial hand gel. We have a lot of that around the office.)
I have more, but Melissa has my spiral from Archaeology and it's only my science classes that score good quotes.
Chloe, at Julie's house: I'm a girl, I can take it out of context.
Last Friday, at Wingstop, talking about how Ryan was going to Hell:
Ryan: I've already been saved.
Jay: I can unsave you.
R: You can't unsave me--You're not Jaysus!
Still at Wingstop, Jay tries Blue Cheese dip for the first time:
J: It's like eating a dip made from dementors, there is only sadness on your tongue.
At IHOP, 9:45 in the morning, two weeks ago:
Chris: You know what's taking so long? Your Hoe-Cakes. I mean Who-Cakes!
Judith: From Hoeville..
Jay: Horton Hears a Hoe!
At the car dealership I work at, about 20 minutes before close on a Saturday:
Me, turning around to talk to an adviser: Yeah, and, OH MY GOD THERE IS A GOOD ON THE COUNTER!
Adviser: What? *sees goo* OH EWW.
Me: THERE IS A GOO--ON THE COUNTER!
Porters: HAHA, way to go Adviser, that's gross.
Me: THERE IS A GOO ON THE COUNTER!
(It turned out to be anti-bacterial hand gel. We have a lot of that around the office.)
I have more, but Melissa has my spiral from Archaeology and it's only my science classes that score good quotes.