"Oh, MySpace" or "Yo, what is up, flava?"
This is the type of messages I get on MySpace (this is an actual message I received today:
"was up beautiful my namez darrell i was just rollin thru here and saw yo page and i didnt want to come at you rong cuz i know you done had all types of lames tell you the same thing but i wanna let you no genuinely that you fine as hell and if you were single because i would like to get to no you but if thats not what that is then i wont waist your time but if that whats up get at me"
What I want to send back:
"Excuse me, I think you meant:
Hello beautiful, my name is Darrell and I was just rolling through here and saw your page. I did not want to come at you wrong, because I know you probably already get a lot of losers that tell you the same thing, but I want to let you know, genuinely, that you are extremely cute. If you are single I would like to get to know you, but if you are taken, I will not waste your time. If you would like to, however, send a reply to this message.
Message me again with some proper grammar, and I just might care to read it."
"was up beautiful my namez darrell i was just rollin thru here and saw yo page and i didnt want to come at you rong cuz i know you done had all types of lames tell you the same thing but i wanna let you no genuinely that you fine as hell and if you were single because i would like to get to no you but if thats not what that is then i wont waist your time but if that whats up get at me"
What I want to send back:
"Excuse me, I think you meant:
Hello beautiful, my name is Darrell and I was just rolling through here and saw your page. I did not want to come at you wrong, because I know you probably already get a lot of losers that tell you the same thing, but I want to let you know, genuinely, that you are extremely cute. If you are single I would like to get to know you, but if you are taken, I will not waste your time. If you would like to, however, send a reply to this message.
Message me again with some proper grammar, and I just might care to read it."