There is no better place to post, organize and recall the funny things my kids say than LJ, so I’ve come to update. I feel horrid that I’ve missed so many quotables over the past year but what can I say? I suck ( Read more... )

"Mom, a real heart looks kind of like a bird, not like this..." Beebs proceeded to draw a heart shape in the air with his finger.

"Yep, you're right. Weird," was my distracted reply.

"Jesus lives in my bird."

"I think your daughter might have left a blue, stuffed animal in Sunday School yesterday ( Read more... )

Beebs and I were practicing Psalm 23 this morning and as the verse came to a close he recited, "...and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for HOURS!" Very dramatic.

ME: "Hey look guys, there's a moose across the street!"
BEEBS: "LET'S SHOOT IT!"

The other day my 6 year old Beebs asked me why life isn't fair. Later he asked his dad why all the fun things make you go to hell. I can't help but wonder what kind of fun things he's trying to get away with that somebody told him he would go to hell for. I'll ask him eventually. I'm too busy laughing right now.

"Mom, do I have more friends than you ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to my sweet buddy, Beebs.  He's is six years old today.  This is where he is at in life...

Started kindergarten this year.  He's doing well but gets in trouble for things like talking, whacking people with his lunch bag and not saying "here" when the teacher calls roll because, "you can see me.  You already know I'm here."

He is ( Read more... )

Every morning Hubby takes Beebs to school, because he works there and it's just convenient.  Because Hubby has to get there earlier than when class starts, Beebs gets to wander around with his daddy for a bit in the mornings.  Yesterday morning, Hubby and Beebs were roaming the halls, saying good morning to random passers by when suddenly he ( Read more... )

Beebs, today at lunch:  "Mommy, did you know that Heaven is the highest place?  But Alaska is the second highest."