I My Word, I’m Journaling.
There is no better place to post, organize and recall the funny things my kids say than LJ, so I’ve come to update. I feel horrid that I’ve missed so many quotables over the past year but what can I say? I suck.
This past weekend my kids went on a basketball team road trip with their pa while I spent the weekend photographing weddings.
After the three hour bus ride to the venue someone asked asked my kids if they had fun on the bus.
“YEAH!” They shouted.
“What was your favorite part?”
“Getting here!"
During a game, Munchkee was munching (!) on a box of Cheezits and sharing them with random citizens. After the game she told her dad, “God provided a miracle! Every time I shared my Cheezits, there were more in the box!”
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The other day, Doobie and I were running some errands together and he started monologuing at me.
“I like kisses. kisses are good. (Beebs) doesn’t like kisses. He doesn’t like kisses like (Munchkee) doesn’t like meat.”
And this morning we were discussing the basketball trip they are getting ready to go on with dad and I told Doobie I was packing him a lunch to eat on the bus.
“Oh! We are riding a bus? I thought we were riding the back of horse!”
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The whole family was in the car on a recent Sunday, coming home from lunch and everyone was munching on those little red and white mint things that every restaurant passes out at the door. The kids were all in the back opening their mouths and flashing their mints at each other and pretending to gag. Suddenly, Munchkee couldn’t handle it anymore.
“Ugh! You’re making me sick for REAL!”
Beebs didn’t care of course and kept flashing her the mint on his tongue. She gagged a few times and screamed,
“STOP showing me your food!”
Her voice had reached that annoying high pitch that makes me want to jump out of a moving car so I told her to look out her window. I told her that she wouldn’t see the food in his mouth if she would just stop looking at him.
“I don’t want to stop looking at him! I really like his shirt!”
This past weekend my kids went on a basketball team road trip with their pa while I spent the weekend photographing weddings.
After the three hour bus ride to the venue someone asked asked my kids if they had fun on the bus.
“YEAH!” They shouted.
“What was your favorite part?”
“Getting here!"
During a game, Munchkee was munching (!) on a box of Cheezits and sharing them with random citizens. After the game she told her dad, “God provided a miracle! Every time I shared my Cheezits, there were more in the box!”
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The other day, Doobie and I were running some errands together and he started monologuing at me.
“I like kisses. kisses are good. (Beebs) doesn’t like kisses. He doesn’t like kisses like (Munchkee) doesn’t like meat.”
And this morning we were discussing the basketball trip they are getting ready to go on with dad and I told Doobie I was packing him a lunch to eat on the bus.
“Oh! We are riding a bus? I thought we were riding the back of horse!”
-
The whole family was in the car on a recent Sunday, coming home from lunch and everyone was munching on those little red and white mint things that every restaurant passes out at the door. The kids were all in the back opening their mouths and flashing their mints at each other and pretending to gag. Suddenly, Munchkee couldn’t handle it anymore.
“Ugh! You’re making me sick for REAL!”
Beebs didn’t care of course and kept flashing her the mint on his tongue. She gagged a few times and screamed,
“STOP showing me your food!”
Her voice had reached that annoying high pitch that makes me want to jump out of a moving car so I told her to look out her window. I told her that she wouldn’t see the food in his mouth if she would just stop looking at him.
“I don’t want to stop looking at him! I really like his shirt!”