These just in within the last hour.

“Uh, something gross went in my nose when you talked.” Thank you coffee breath.

“Do you know where the constructions are to this?” Looking for the instructions to his transformer.

There is no better place to post, organize and recall the funny things my kids say than LJ, so I’ve come to update. I feel horrid that I’ve missed so many quotables over the past year but what can I say? I suck ( Read more... )

"Mom, a real heart looks kind of like a bird, not like this..." Beebs proceeded to draw a heart shape in the air with his finger.

"Yep, you're right. Weird," was my distracted reply.

"Jesus lives in my bird."

"I think your daughter might have left a blue, stuffed animal in Sunday School yesterday ( Read more... )

Beebs and I were practicing Psalm 23 this morning and as the verse came to a close he recited, "...and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for HOURS!" Very dramatic.

ME: "Hey look guys, there's a moose across the street!"
BEEBS: "LET'S SHOOT IT!"

I would like to preface this by saying how much I hate watching ads before I journal. I am probably going to abandon my LJ in favor of my blog officially. Eventually ( Read more... )

This morning I asked Munchkee what she wanted for breakfast and she said, "cereal with milk on it. A lot of milk! 'Cause I need to LIVE!"

Overheard between Beebs and Munchkee yesterday...

Beebs: STOP IT! You're a cheater!
Munchkee: I'm not a cheater! I'm a idiot!

Also, Munchkee made me a lego crown this morning and told me I was Queen of the Mommies. So there.

(Though, being called Queen of the Mommies by someone who calls herself an idiot probably doesn't hold that much

During this festive time of year, I often indulge in dressing up my children in several Christmas ensembles ( Read more... )