There is no better place to post, organize and recall the funny things my kids say than LJ, so I’ve come to update. I feel horrid that I’ve missed so many quotables over the past year but what can I say? I suck ( Read more... )

This morning I asked Munchkee what she wanted for breakfast and she said, "cereal with milk on it. A lot of milk! 'Cause I need to LIVE!"

Overheard between Beebs and Munchkee yesterday...

Beebs: STOP IT! You're a cheater!
Munchkee: I'm not a cheater! I'm a idiot!

Also, Munchkee made me a lego crown this morning and told me I was Queen of the Mommies. So there.

(Though, being called Queen of the Mommies by someone who calls herself an idiot probably doesn't hold that much

Overheard this morning ( Read more... )

Munchkee is sick.  In the last five hours she has thrown up nine times.

Somewhere around the fifth time she said, "Mommy, maybe you could prayer at me."

Done and done.

Sometimes dinner time sneaks up on me.  It's those times when I bust out whatever happens to be laying around.  Tonight it was yogurt, cereal and apples.  All of which, apart from the cereal, were rapidly approaching their dates of expire anyway.  I figure, I'm doing the economical thing.  Waste not, want not and whatever ( Read more... )

"Mommy, I don't want to talk anymore."

If only.

"I just want to die my talking."

Today, in the grocery store check out line, I was casually unloading my cart onto the conveyor belt.  Beebs had the day off school so I was herding three little munchkins instead of two and trying to keep them from crashing the cart into the old dude in front of us.

Suddenly, Munchkee exclaimed, "Ugh!  I just can't stop touching myself!"

I rolled ( Read more... )

Me (to Munchkee):  "I just love you SO much.  You make me smile all the day."

Munchkee:  "You make me smell too, Mama."

My daughter often baffles me with her incoherent though processes.  I give you our conversation this morning as an example.

"Mommy, can I please have some more milk?"

"I just love it when you ask me so nicely."

"That means I'm nice to Grandma and the basketball team is nice to me!"