My world has been shattered. My love, Megan Fox, has left Transformers 3. She & Optimus Fine were the best parts of these movies. In fact, they should just fire everyone else and rename the third movie, "OPTIMUS PRIME & MEGAN FOX ARE TOTALLY HOT." It will feature Optimus reading smutty literature while Megan Fox does interpretive dance. Oh ( Read more... )

Freedom is the right of all sentient baked goods.


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Hi Kittens,

I know you've been wondering where I've disappeared to. I know you check your email daily, panting for an update. Well, I'm here to assuage your hunger, and to explain.

At this point I've pretty much stopped typing anything outside of work, and that includes: blogging, personal emails, facebook updates, dirty fanfiction, etc, etc ( Read more... )

After a group brainstorming session, my friends and I have developed the following "Ultimate Cure" for depression/blues:

Ultimate Cure = Cod Liver Oil and Valium Martini (extra dirty) sipped whilst viewing 80s cartoons in a studio overlooking a CA beach front.*

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, total inversion of the cranial cavity, the ( Read more... )

Since we were just on the subject:


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Oh My God....

Check out Conan trying to dub over "Blood: The Last Vampire" :


And also, I have heard recently of a comic produced in the 80s called "Xenozoic Tales," later on made into a cartoon called "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs," featuring a post-apocalyptic world in which cars run on dino-poop, reptilian-humanoids that speak with Scrabble tiles, and ( Read more... )

Well,
I had been hoping to go and visit Boston the first weekend of October, but when I sat down to work out the finances of a visit, I realized that I had completely forgotten that I have classes coming up that I need to get books and supplies for.

I also forgot the fact that I have to eat for the next two weeks.

In other news, for those of you who ( Read more... )

Check out Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my twins promoting Katamari Forever...

(I'm so proud!)

HMOs suck ass
Cold spicy noodles make WIN
I deserve 'bot toys

Movies. Yes. I seem to have watched more than usual, lately.

Meaning, I've actually watched some. Here are my oh-so-important thoughts on each:

1) Terminator: Salvation - It's so dark.... No, I mean that literally. It has no color, and I can barely tell what's happening half the time because it's too damn dark. That's because the future is ( Read more... )