After a group brainstorming session, my friends and I have developed the following "Ultimate Cure" for depression/blues:

Ultimate Cure = Cod Liver Oil and Valium Martini (extra dirty) sipped whilst viewing 80s cartoons in a studio overlooking a CA beach front.*

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, total inversion of the cranial cavity, the ( Read more... )

So a guy at work today called me a retard when a told him he still owed EF money. This was of course right after a call where the woman on the other end informed me that I was "just a low customer service person" and demanded to speak with my supervisor. All this was almost made up for by the fact that on my first call of the day the guy tried to ( Read more... )

Autumn is my favorite time of year, but it's what comes after that really sucks. I always feel shitty this time of year, and now is no different. I'm starting to feel depressed that I can't find a stupid job having ANYTHING to do with major, and it's like 4 years at a good school gone to shit. I know there are things I can do to keep up with my ( Read more... )