Recipe For The Ultimate Cure

Nov 05, 2009 09:33

After a group brainstorming session, my friends and I have developed the following "Ultimate Cure" for depression/blues:

Ultimate Cure = Cod Liver Oil and Valium Martini (extra dirty) sipped whilst viewing 80s cartoons in a studio overlooking a CA beach front.*

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, total inversion of the cranial cavity, the tendency to spout random quotes to your annoyed friends, sand up your nostrils, olives in your dvd player, and cheap action figures in your colon.

*Please consult with your doctor before beginning any self-treatment, as 80s cartoons have been known to yield unpredictable results, like becoming a social pariah.

mental, geekery, depression

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