A Great Tragedy Has Occurred
My world has been shattered. My love, Megan Fox, has left Transformers 3. She & Optimus Fine were the best parts of these movies. In fact, they should just fire everyone else and rename the third movie, "OPTIMUS PRIME & MEGAN FOX ARE TOTALLY HOT." It will feature Optimus reading smutty literature while Megan Fox does interpretive dance. Oh yeah, and Judy Witwicky can be there too. Hollywood, I'm waiting.