"Someone needs to come up with a food that starts out like  popcorn and grows up to be like potato chips."

S:  I am heading off to Best Buy to spend hundreds of dollars on a program made by Microsoft that is so vital that it should have already been on my computer made by Microsoft.

K: Why don't you use the last use on our copy of the program?

They load the program, it works.

S: Well I am heading off to Best Buy.

K: Why?

S: 'Cause I already did my hair.

K: ( Read more... )

Karl dislikes me keeping the Connie's Kids Club Suitcase of Fun in the car between meetings. He says it represents $80 a year in extra gas spent a year due to it's weight. It makes me wonder if he has figured out how much extra gas money is spent due to my extra weight. :-P ( Read more... )

Sometimes it is fun to mishear things even if they are gobble-di-gook.

This afternoon Karl's "Butcher Knives are Fun!" was fun in itself, but I have become quite attached to the new phrase Boozer Nasal Flub.

Karl  announced this morning after a discussion about  zombies and then hearing a scratch at the bedroom door,  " I can't go into work,  there are zombies at the door.  It could be the cat, but I  don't think I should risk it."

Sprinklekit was on Karl's computer the other night.  Breezy wanted on.  Breezy had about a half hour on the computer before Sprinklekit came home and had gotten off so Sprinklekit could do her homework.  By this point Sprinklekit had been on for about two hours and was no longer doing homework.  There was a sisterly arguement going on about it, so ( Read more... )

( If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask )

Okay, I couldn't resist asking bargeral  all of the 69 questions on the last meme.  Here are his answers.
( 69 Confessions - Bargeral's Answers. )

Squishy's version of Daleks say "Experiment! Experiment!"Sprinklekit was freaking out over her many multiple reflections in the mirrors in the changing room tonight. She was positioning herself so that she could only see her arms and was waving them around and getting really excited about how cool she thought it looked and that when she gets her ( Read more... )

So Barg and I watched Enchanted tonight. By the end of the movie I am leaning up next to Barg who has his arms crossed.

I then comment that I thought the movie was fun. Barg says it was cute. Arms still crossed.

I reach up to Barg and kiss him and smile. He pecks back and says "What?"

I respond that the movie was cute and had a sweet romantic ( Read more... )