Okay, I couldn't resist asking
bargeral all of the 69 questions on the last meme. Here are his answers.
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Bill Gates
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listener
4. Do you take compliments well?
No.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Yes
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Yes
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Sure
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Once.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Make believe.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
I plead the fifth....
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
No.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yes
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
be pursued.
14. Use three words to describe yourself?
I hate surveys
15. Do any songs make you cry?
no comment
16. Are you continuing your education?
not really
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
not really
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my ass
19. How often do you read books?
One a month
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The present
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Curious George
22. What color are your eyes?
Hazel
23. How tall are you?
6' 2"
24. Where is your dream house located?
Antarctica
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
No I am pretty open about my desires to have a harem.
26. Have you tried sushi?
no
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Sprinkle-kit's birthday dinner.
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
Check the fire records.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Across the house to the computer.
31. What was your favorite job?
Working at Davanni's
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
yes
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5 minutes
36. Can you do the splits?
No
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I don't want to see a movie right now.
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
No. Rewind? maybe.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
It's not for three weeks yet.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
I have never heard of the Grudge.
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
I have never heard of Mean Girls
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Not by choice
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
No, but my wife says I have a file downstairs.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
Currently, U. Formerly, E.
46. Do you like your middle name?
yes.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
As many as it takes.
48. Do you like care bears?
Oh god no.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
a movie
50. Do you know how to play poker?
yes
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
briefs
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
No
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
As many as it takes
55. Is your tongue pierced?
No.
56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?
Don't have a myspace
57. Do you read myspace bulletins?
Nope.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny
59. Ever been to L.A.?
No
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Do we have any cookies?
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
No
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
There is an inherent presupposition in that question that is inaccurate.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
No
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Huh? We don't fight.
65. Are you a gullible person?
No
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I plead the fifth...
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Mattress Tester...duh
68. Are you easy to get along with?
No, that's not a goal.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
What time is it now?... How many minutes until the questionnaire is over?...Then.